What Creepy Thing Are You?

The giant blood covered knife I'm holding

If only I could figure out

My obvious deformity

I guess I'm just too good for them

Screaming? I don't know the meaning of the word! *giggle*

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Next up: how would you describe yourself?

Messy hair, lots of makeup, blood stained outfit, big shoes

BIRTHDAY SUIT!

Usually a beautiful, lacy dress or a finely made suit

Cherub's face, big eyes, wings

Rusty spoons......

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Interesting! So, who's your best friend?

All of my friends die....

Sunshine, marshmallows, and PIXIES!

Everyone who is as graceful and perfect as me

All of the other deformed animals

Friends? Please. I kill my friends. Or lure them in from the sewers, and THEN kill them.

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Okaayy....where do you live?

On a farm

In the sewers....didn't I say that already?

In a gumdrop house lying underneath a leaf!

My home is strings attached at the moment.

In the meat locker...

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Alright, what's your favorite beverage?

Cloud water dipped with traces of happiness!!

I don't know....

Well, not milk! That's for sure!

I like it when the red water comes out.....

The blood of little kids! Duh...

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I hate asking this, since chances are you'll kill me, but...ahem what's your favorite color?

The feeling and color of rust...

Black and white

Pink!!!

Red is good...so is black.

*sighs, stroking blood covered knife* Do you have to ask?

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Ok, last one: Are you French?

French spoons are delicious if they're rusty

No, I'm from Alabama, the farming capital of the US....i think....

I could be French, or Latin..

French people are delicous....

No, I'm from the oak tree!

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