Sorting Hat

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can top them all. There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be.

Get started with these questions...

1

The sorting hat hestitates to answer. What do you do?

2

What color are your robes and wizard bling bling?

3

Any girl freinds and boyfreinds. (We are not responsible for employes raping you.)

4

My favorite pet is a yellow bellied butt kisser whats yours?

5

Politically, what party do you belong to?

6

Which of these spells is your favorite?

7

Any lasts words potter?

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