Rum and Monkey

A shopping cart! I could use this to shop with!

I MUST GET IN IT AND YOU MUST PUSH ME DOWN THAT HILL DON'T THINK JUST PUSH.

I should return this... Thriftway is three miles away, but it'll be a good deed.

I'll dirty up a set of clothes to wear, find some dead cats and old newspapers to put in the cart, and pretend I'm homeless. JUST to see what people do.

I'll put a sheet over it, put a big battery powered spotlight inside it, then push it down a hill at some people and make ghost sounds!

2

Question

You're going out to pick up chicks. You:

wear jeans and a T-shirt and go to a local sporting event.

Wear your letter jacket (it soesn't matter what else) and go to a frat party.

Do something outrageous, like crash a wedding.

Hey, that's disrespectful! Women aren't to be "picked up!"

Wear a suit, and GO ANYWHERE. A bar preferably, but come on; chicks will flock to the suit.

3

Question

What is your favorite video game?

MADDEN DUDE!

Anything rated E for Everyone! I do love kittens.

A cool platformer like Ratchet and Clank.

Porn. What? Oh, video game... Is there... A porn game?

4

Question

You find a retractable knife. You:

Put up found knife posters! Someone misses that knife.

I wouldn't touch it.

Yell "HEY TREVOR I FOUND A KNIFE WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH IT!?!?"

Save it for protecting a friend.

Save it so in the middle of a meaningless argument (like who left the toilet seat down) you can pull it out. For the funny.

5

Question

Your preferred team:

Pirates.

Ninjas.

Robots.

UNICORNS! tee hee.

Did you just say UNICORNS?... *you pull out the knife from the last question*

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