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Id, Ego, or Superego Test

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

Answer the following questions according to what you would do in the given situations. There are no right or wrong answer. Have fun!

You have an exam tomorrow morning. You know the material pretty well, but not perfectly. Tonight, the night before the exam, your best friend is throwing his/her "best party of the year" party. What would you do?
 
You are the lead singer of a rock group named "The Enlightenments", which consists of your closest friends. One day you receive a call from a well known music producer and he says the following: "I believe that you have what it takes to make it big. Your only problem is your band, they are holding you back. Come with me and we can get you the best musicians in the world to for a new, super band that will make millions." What would you do?
 
It's superbowl sunday and your favorite team is playing. You are walking over to your friends house, which is across an intersection (The game is about to begin). You cross the street and notice your shoe is untied and you tie your shoe on the sidewalk. As you are tieing your shoe you see two cars collide in a major, head-on collision. What would you do?
 
You are the quarterback in a pick-up game of flag football. You team is up 6 touchdowns and the game is almost over. On your team you have one amazing wide receiver, Michael, who has caught 5 of the 6 touchdowns, and another player, Freddie, who is yet to catch the ball because he is bad at catching. Freddie and Michael are both open in the end zone. Knowing that Michael is not going to drop the ball if you throw to him, what would you do?
 
You are at a Phillies game and you are sitting in the outfield. Chase Utley, your favorite baseball player, is at bat and hits a homerun that is coming right at you. Right in front of you is a little boy at his first baseball game. As the ball gets closer, you reach over the little boy in front of you and you catch the ball. The little boy asks you for the ball. What would you do?
 
You and a couple of friends have been drinking all night. One of your friends, Rick, has had a little too much to drink and is sick. Rick goes to the bathroom and "hugs the toilet". As a friend of Rick's, what would you do?
 
Your professor assigned you a take-home test. It took you about 2-3 hours to find all the answers in your book, but you are positive that you have every question right. Your lazy roommate, Reid, knows that you studied a couple hours to get all the answers right and has just asked you to give him all of the answers. What would you do?
 
Your friend, Helen, needs to take the train home because it's her little brother's birthday. Helen has no money. You happen to have only 10 dollars to last you a week. The train costs 5 dollars and Helen asks you for money. What would you do?
 
After a long night of drinking, your one friend gets really sick. He has had almost an entire bottle of Vodka by himself and may have alcohol poisoning. If you take him to the hospital, both of you will get in trouble because both of you are underage. What would you do?
 
You are walking down the streets of Philadelphia in the middle of the night. You see in a dark alley, a man being mugged by a group of 3 or 4 people, but you cannot see if they have weapons or not. You heavily qualified in hand-to-hand combat. What would you do?
 

 

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