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How b-b-b-bad are you?

by Rachel

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

So, you think you're bad? Oh yeah? well, heh-heh, we'll see, won't we?

Have you ever stolen a bike?

Yes

I just borrowed it and forgot to return it.

Shoplifted?

Yes

I just borrowed it and forgot to return it

Shoplifted? I held up the store!

Finish the following sentence: I hate...

Protestants

Kittens and other soft things

Contemporary Jazz and myself

Fruit trees, flowers, and Jews

Babies

Have you ever tripped a fat person?

Yes

Slept with a stranger?

Yes

I thought it was someone I knew but it turned out I was wrong... and also very drunk

Slept with a hooker?

Yes

I was not aware she was a hooker at the time

Slept with a sheep and/or cow?

Yes

I was not aware she was a sheep and/or cow at the time

Been in a bar fight?

Yes

It wasn't really a fight- I smashed a bottle over his head when he wasn't looking.

Started a bar fight?

Yes

I might have thrown the first punch but he started it by looking at me funny

Swore at Grandma?

Yes

She started it. Senile bitch.

Kicked a puppy?

Yes

Yes but I thought it was Grandma

Exactly how much leather do you currently own?

None or a normal amount

A jacket and/or some pants

Body suits, whips and gag-balls

My house is made of leather

Do you think nuns are "hot"?

Yes

Only when they beat me

Did you giggle at Schindler's List?

Yes

Do you like sharp things?

Yes

Quick! Lollipops or Satan?

Lollipops

Satan

How many times have you "accidentally" forgotten to feed a pet and/or child?

Twelve

My lawyer says not to comment on this...

Does whiskey count as food?

What do you mean "and/or"? Aren't they the same thing?

Finish this sentence: "When I think about flesh-eating bacteria, I feel..."

Worried

Peaceful

Accomplished

Hungry

Do you think people with disabilities are just "complainers" who "take up valuable space"?

Yes

What color is your soul?

Red

Blue

Black

Purple

I have no soul

How many tattoos of TAZ do you have?

None

None yet

Two. Taz is awesome. I really identify with him...

Just one... on my FACE!

True or False: Gandhi was a sissy

True

False

Quick! Rainbows or famine!

Rainbows

Famine

Are you angry right now?

Yes

What about now?

Yes

If the world was coming to an end, would you:

Have a barbeque

Take credit for it

Loot like a motherfucker

Tell everyone you ever wanted to tell to 'eat shit' to eat shit.

Grin

Have you ever blown out the candles on someone else's birthday cake?

Yes

Do you not only think that children should be seen and not heard but also kept in cages?

Yes

Pick one:

Vengance

Torture

Destruction

How enraged did this test make you?

Not at all. It was fun

Just a little. But I get enraged when I watch the muppet show so it's no big deal

I know who wrote this and I wouldn't fall asleep tonight if I were you

Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

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