Which Shakespeare Heroine are You?

Go to my boss, tell him to shove his job up his arse, flick the finger and leave

Obviously I wasn't promoted because of my gender. I'd be extremely bitter because of this and would try to make said male newbie's job as difficult as possible.

I'd be angry. But I'd try not to show it- that might lose me the job I do have.

I'd get pally with one of the assistant managers and hatch a plan to get the newbie sacked. Or, if that's not possible, I could think of other ways of ensuring I get what I want......

I'd think nothing of it. Good luck to him.

Question

When are you happiest?

When I'm in love

When I'm partaking in some witty banter with my 'nemesis'

When I'm in control

When I see or hear from my lover

When people like you leave me alone

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What is your opinion on marriage?

As long as I wear the trousers, I don't mind.

There's only one word to describe the thought of settling down with a gorgeous husband and making babies and that is: so wonderful

Marriage?! SWIVEL!

I would do anything for my one true love

I can think of nothing worse than to hear a man swear he loves me.

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Which song best describes your life right now?

"Ever Fallen in Love with Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen in Love With" by Pete Yorn

"I Hate Men" from Kiss Me Kate

"I'd do Anything" by Simple Plan

"Merry Happy" by Kate Nash

"I Hate Everything" by the Suicide Machines

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You are an overacheiver at school and you flunk a test. What's your plan of action?

I'd go rooting through the office after hours, steal the answers and correct my paper secretly

I can't imagine being an overachiever.....

I'd be terrified what my father would think, but I'd learn from my mistakes and be sure to work harder next time.

Tests are the most appaling way of measuring someone's intelligence. I wouldn't care. I know what I'm truly capable of and where I stand.

I'd go and write a strongly worded letter to the head of faculty, telling him to shove his stupid test up his arse and request he kindly sit abreast my middle finger and swivel.

Question

You've been selected as one of the contestants on a quiz show which is noted for giving out large cash prizes. How to you prepare for it?

Practise my stage presence and charming smile in the hope of them earning me a couple of extra points

Find out who I'm playing against and make sure they have a rather nasty accident involving their buzzer during the game

Play the game fairly in the hope that others would treat you the same. But that doesn't stop you intensely swotting up on your general knowledge.

You're smart enough to beat any dope they throw at you. You're more concerned about the male presenter, and start compiling a host of clever insults to fire at him throughout the game.

TV is for idiots who are posessed by vanity, selfishness and a lack of a life. I'd never want to be one, so I'd turn the offer down. They should all go and swivel.

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You told your parents/ partner you'd be in by midnight but it's quater to and you've just met up with a good friend you haven't seen for ages who asks you to stay for another couple of drinks. What do you tell them?

"Get lost, I never liked you or your stupid friends much anyway, you've ignored me all these years, why are you suddenly paying attention to me now? I'm going home!"

"Much as I love you, I can only stay for five so make it a quick one! But take my number and we can definitely meet up again some time soon."

I'd probably be pretty torn. My parents hated this friend of mine, but that wouldn't stop me staying out, probably a bit longer than I should.

"If you're paying, I'll stay for as many drinks as you like."

"Sorry I can't. I promised I'd be home by twelve. It was lovely to see you though, you do look wonderful!"

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What is the current bane of your life?

My parents dislike all of my friends and I have to keep my boyfriend a secret from them because they'd do whatever it takes to make me split up with him. My parents are the bane of my life!

Men. They are witless and pathetic compared to women. All of them. A woman has to do twice the amount as a man to get half the recognition. Guess we're lucky that's not hard though!

People around me are all wimps. Noone is prepared to help me do what it takes to reach my full potential.

I'm not quite sure..... Lack of chocolate?

Other people bossiong me around and telling me what to do.

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Someone very close to you is found murdered. How do you react?

I don't- I probably did it. Ha! *washes hands obsessively*

Obviously I'd be distraught. I'd want to find out which monster did this and make sure they got their just desserts, even if it meant I had to serve them up.

Cry. A lot. What did they ever do wrong to anyone?

Kill myself. I couldn't go on without them.

Swear and shout and throw things and be even more grumpy and offensive than usual

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Finally, which genre of Shakespeare play do you think you'd come from?

Comedy

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Which Shakespeare Heroine are You?

Get started with these questions...

You've been denied a promotion at work because it's been given to a new bloke instead. How do you react?

When are you happiest?

What is your opinion on marriage?

Which song best describes your life right now?

You are an overacheiver at school and you flunk a test. What's your plan of action?

You've been selected as one of the contestants on a quiz show which is noted for giving out large cash prizes. How to you prepare for it?

You told your parents/ partner you'd be in by midnight but it's quater to and you've just met up with a good friend you haven't seen for ages who asks you to stay for another couple of drinks. What do you tell them?

What is the current bane of your life?

Someone very close to you is found murdered. How do you react?

Finally, which genre of Shakespeare play do you think you'd come from?

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