What Type of Job Suits You?

When I have a weapon, yes, I do *smirks deviously*

Um, yes! But not the scary kind!

Of course I do!

I guess...

Pfft. Who needs people?

Say one more word to me and I'll kick your ass.

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If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

In a small apartment with no windows so I can't be seen.

In my recent victim's house. It was a nice place.

In a small, quiet house in the countryside.

Where ever my friends are, I may need them for something.

You really can't wait to die, can you?

In the city, I guess.

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What clubs were you in at school?

I didn't really feel like joining any clubs... it was a waste of time.

Drama Club and Cheerleading! *thumbs up sign*

You can't really be a part of any clubs when you're in Juvy, no?

I didn't attend school enough days to join a club.

The Chess Club.

Danceline

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What were you "labeled" as in school?

Take a wild guess, moron.

Kind of lazy... but cute! ^^ *peace sign*

Popular!

Scary.

*laughing hysterically/manically*

Emo

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Drinking?

Something I do often.

Ehh? I've never tried that before! I don't have the money!

Makes you lose control. I like to be in control.

Is a painless way to drug people...

I drink on occasion when I go out with friends.

Drinking makes me forget who I am for a bit, so I am in bliss.

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Your highest grade in school?

I tried my hardest after some intense motivation... but I rarely broke Bs!

Straight As!

Ds-Cs

How the Hell does my answer concern you in any way?

I got a few As. I suppose I could have tried harder...

I failed many courses.

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How do you get around?

Motorcycle

A convertible!

I usually have other people drive me around! *sweatdrop*

I walk.

A black car with tinted windows for my special... needs.

I rollerblade.

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How do you treat your partner?

Do you hear the banging from the closet?

I am sure to tell them every day how much I love them!

I remind them every day how lucky they are to have me.

They are my life. I would do anything and kill anyone for them.

I usually remind them to pay the bills... but besides that, we have a very nice relationship!

I am single at the moment, thank you.

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Heavy metal?

Cleanses the soul.

Makes my head ache!

It's okay, I guess...

What's that?

I usually play it at maximum volume to annoy the people around me.

I hate it almost as much as I hate you for brining it up.

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Have you ever done something you knew was wrong for someone you wanted to impress?

Well, yes... but not for anyone in particular...

All the time. *wink*

I try to be as law-abiding as I can!

I like having people like me... so if I do something for them, they'll feel obligated to care for me, right?

On occasion, if they meant something to me.

I. Hate. People.

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Have you ever let someone take advantage of you before?

Unfortunately, people find it fun to take advantage of me for some reason... *sob*

Some have tried... but they're all six-feet-under now... if their bodies were even found *evil grin*

I try not to, but it's hard being assertive!

As long as they'll give me something in return then yes.

Hell no.

No one would dare to try to take advantage of me, I assure you.

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Do you have a long attention span?

I get distracted very easily... oh look! A butterfly! *stares in awe*

Sometimes, but if things start to bore me, I tend to leave them alone.

I rarely complete what I start.

It depends on what I'm doing.

Yes.

On occasion...

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Personality?

I try to be very loving! Everyone deserves to be loved! *thumbs up*

Friendly! Everyone needs a good, reliable friend to count on!

Anti-Social. I don't need anyone.

Depressed. There is no one out there for me...

Sadistic. Hurting living things either with my words or actions gives me utmost pleasure. *evil grin*

Perverted. Hell, someone's 'gotta fill the role. Care to swing by my place tonight, baby? *wink*

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If you are in a dispute, how do you resolve it?

With my fists. Duh.

I try to calmly talk it out! Chances are they are jealous of me, and that is no need for a fight!

Try to act polite and then follow the opponent home and stab them in their sleep.

Use persuasive/big words to talk my way out of trouble.

Get my friends to help me! *cowers under desk*

Just try to annoy the nuisance until they find someone else to torment.

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What kind of music do you like to listen to?

Something depressing and emotional that makes me cry.

Heavy Metal *smirk*

Whatever the person next to me is listening to.

Anything alluring and has a music video where everyone is dressing provocatively.

Songs in other languages.

Anything that can get me off my feet and dancing!

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Favorite type of movie?

An irresistible romance!

Tragedy. I like to cry.

Thriller/Horror where everyone dies or at least loses limbs.

Comedy! *giggles*

Real-life dilemmas.

Psychological/Spiritual.

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Favorite hobby?

Making up stories as to what the people I see of the street do when they get home.

Writing poetry.

Watching TV *yawn*

Killing annoying people who make retarded quizzes...

Verbally eviscerating the unworthy.

Spending time with friends!

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