Pussy, Mobster, Ninja, Pirate, or gangster

this will decide which you would best fit, Pussy, Mobster, Ninja, Pirate, or gangster.

Get started with these questions...

1

A man walks up to and tells you that you're a chubby disgrace and that he wants you to leave. what do you do?

2

A woman shouts for help, she is being mugged by two men, what do you do?

3

you're cruising around the city, what are you cruisin' in?

4

20 men spring up from an alley holding machine guns, what do you do

5

you're leader tells you that your best friend is a traitor, and that you must kill him. what do you do

6

you're leader has betrayed you! he asks you to join him, what do you do?

7

your sneaking in the enemy base, one of them has there back to you. what do you do?

8

What is your primary (most used) weapon?

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what about your secondary (least used, but still carried) weapon?

10

you dress in which color?

11

you're number one enemy is?

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who is in your love life?

13

you're captured, your enemy will torture you if you tell him everything you know. what do you do?

14

you're about to kill your number one enemy, but he's holding one of your men hostage, he says if you let him live, he will let the hostage live. what do you do?

15

you're looking down the barrel of a gun, your final words are

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final question! you decide you are going to retire. where do you go?

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Who would you rather be?

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