The legend of zelda test

Kill that mofo. He is blocking your view.

Lock on and run in circles while spinning your sword around you in a physically impossible attack

Put a magic bubble around yourself and call the guards.

Yell "Bite me!" and wait for someone to be a hero.

PURPLE!!!!!!!

Question

Some one who you think is hot asks you on an intimate date. What do you do?

Don't talk and wait for a "Yes/No" box to pop up.

Say yes and start spinning around in a circle with them.

Say yes and make sure that you have twenty bodyguards.

Say no and kill them! Nobody is worthy to experience your incredible sexual powers.

*springs a boner*

Question

WHat is your favorite food.

I don't eat. I am too bad@$$

I don't eat. I just sit around the dinner table with my family from 6:00 pm to 6:00 am

My entourage. They are the most incompetent guards in the world. I have seen little kids get past them.

Hearts and other sh^t that I looted.

CHEESE!

Question

What is your fighting style?

Locking on to enemies and mashing attack buttons in the hopes that one of them will strike home.

I have super magical powers........ but I never use them.

I use mad shapeshifting skills along with huge swords and sweet magic. I also like to turn every animal in hyrule evil. that is fun too...

Your mom is gay lol!

I don't fight because I am invincible

Question

Do you do well with the opposite sex?

heehee... you said sex...

Of course. but we never get past spinning in circles for days on end. I really want to go all the way.

Well I keep getting kidnapped and taken prisoner. It's sort of erotic

I don't know. I have never talked to a girl.

If by "Do Well" you mean "Have massive demonic orgies" and by "the opposite sex" you mean "my sex slave minions", yes. I guess I do.

Question

How long is your penzor?

I don't think I have anything at all down there.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! MY PENZOR IS SO HUGE! IT IS LIEK 20 FEET LOLZ!

I don't have one.

Big enough to get the job done. ( ;

My schlong is massive enough to crush all of hyrule!

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The legend of zelda test

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A moblin starts running at you with intent to kill. What do you do?

Some one who you think is hot asks you on an intimate date. What do you do?

WHat is your favorite food.

What is your fighting style?

Do you do well with the opposite sex?

How long is your penzor?

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