What diabolical evil nasty supervillain are you? by jay and compton james

With my hugely-elaborated, easily-foiled schemes

With overbearing love and widespread creepiness. And my patterned belly.

With my mutated super-powers, like HAHAHA! EAT PLASMA!!!

Yes

With my hugely-elaborated, easily-foiled schemes

With my Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. Which only I (and some bint) know.

With shape-shifting, kung fu pure bitchiness

Question

What is your view on the world?

To murder journalists. The world doesn't need them

What about it? KILL!!!

Conquer with army of faithful mutant sub-ordinates

It hates me. I hate it. Turn into random people and bitch

It would be better if it was a giant version of my face, under my ever-lasting maniacal rule

The world is a bitch. So am I. Hear me roar.

Train random women. Poke their eyes out. Destroy the all who oppose me

Slowly destroy it under the pretence of peace and love. And friendship. With patterned bellies.

Question

How were you born?

On another planet. In deeeeeep space.

By getting stuck in THIS BLOODY SUIT!!! ARRRGH!!!

Into a world that fears and hates me, which i retaliate by crushing everyone with mutated ass-kickery.

Much the same, but blue.

By fallin into a pool of toxic waste. Heeheeeheeeeeee. Time for world domination

By falling REALLY far, licked by feline minions, and making my own sexy leather suit.

I was just born. like normal people.

In a laboratory freak explosion, which gave us an undying urge to SPREAD LOVE!! With patterned bellies.

Question

What is your arch-enemy like?

Like me, but...nice. And red. Shudder. Now spew random very cool one-liner.

Bald. Good and decent. But, damn it, he's an old friend. Can't...kill...bald man.. NOOOOO!!!!

Big. Black. Pointy ears. Cool car. Annoying sidekicks.

killed them all. Gruesomely. And I flicked my beard and stomped off.

He's a bloody arachnid. A super-strong arachnid. Git.

Everyone is my arch-nemesis. Everyone hates me. Even my offspring.

One of them is rich. the other is big. Black. Pointy ears. Cool car. Annoying sidekicks.

We have no enemies. We soread joy and friendship. With patterned bellies.

Question

What is your favourite outfit?

Purple and red metal suit, complete with helmet and dramatically flowing cape.

hate my green, metallic outfit. The only one I can wear. Get me out! Kill journalists!!

I am my own outfit. I am muscly. I am black. I will KILL PUNY WEAKLING SPIDER-WUSS!!!!

Patterned belly.

Karate-style outfit with belt, and easily flicked-beard.

Slinky, black, shiny leather catsuit, perfect for creeping on roof-tops and beheading manikins with big whip

Purple suit, green tie, white shirt with make-up and insane giggle, and woefully outdated hair.

I am my own outfit. Naked. Really naked. And blue. With yellow eyes.

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