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The Rock Band Test

by Saul

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

This ain't no fucking American Idol, it's time to rock out with your cock out.

The band's just been booked to a legendary local venue, and this could be your big chance. What's your plan?
 
You're holding auditions for a lead singer. Who do you choose?
 
The band's been practicing for hours, but you still can't get this one song down. Your reaction?
 
What do you do when your lead singer shows up thirty minutes late for a gig and is obviously coked-up?
 
A local music journalist asks you to list your influences for an article. Your response?
 
You've been struggling to get gigs, and one of your bandmates suggests a change in direction...
 
Choose your horrible, horrible band name.
 

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