What kind of tea are you?

I always say, 'the early bird gets the worm.' Just give me my caffeine and get outta my way!

What's this 'morning' thing? I don't get up before noon.

Well, it's got to be early enough to allow me time to get my hair right, but not so early that I get those dark circles under my eyes.

Depends on how late I was out partying.

It depends on which timezone I'm in and what the local customs are.

I get up precisely when I need to. Not before and not after.

I have to get up early so I can spread ooey-gooey goodness wherever I go.

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What's your favorite pasttime?

Besides sleeping? Maybe reading a book, resting in a jacuzzi...

Random acts of kindness and making people laugh.

Checking myself out in the mirror. Putting on the Ritz.

Driving race cars, jumping from airplanes.

Partying like it's 1999.

Filing tax returns. Micromanaging my personal calendar.

Some things are better left unsaid.

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What's your favorite sport?

Base jumping

Touch football, frisbee

I don't like sports unless everyone is a winner.

Golf, baseball

It's illegal, I can't tell you.

Navel gazing. Figure skating.

Chess, backgammon.

Question

My philosophy in life is:__________________________?

Do unto others before they do unto you.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Do as little as possible.

Eat, drink and be merry. And PARTY!

We are all Sisyphus, pushing our rock for eternity.

Live long and prosper, as long as you don't get too crazy.

No one knows how great you really are.

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What's your favorite color?

Red

Gold

Blue

Neon orange

Black

Clear

Purple

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What's your favorite food?

Spicy Mexican food.

Lifesavers

Anything I don't have to cook.

Corndogs & Cotton Candy

Eye of newt.

Tofu.

Fresh picked strawberries.

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