which one of my imaginary cabana boys are you?

my mind is a weird and wonderful place, full of recurring jokes and strange combinations of ideas. really, it scares me - so now you can be scared too! i'm a libindinally powered critter, ergo i have this extended-metaphor stable of cabana boys, man-pets, etc. haven't you ever wondered how complete your life would be if you figured out which one of these barely-figments you matched? woudld you not sleep easier at night, knowing you have secured a place in my mental universe, no matter how odd and abstract that place may be? wonder no more, love. your yearning will cease. now, softly, click your way to the end.

Get started with these questions...

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I'm having a bad day - Work, inc. is a bitch, I have cramps, and I'm just crabby - what do you do?

2

What turns Liz on?

3

What instrument would feature prominently in your theme music?

4

Ah, the serious question - what's your favorite position?

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Monkeys. Discuss.

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if you were a dog, what kind would you be?

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what would you do if you if noone was watching?

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what computer would you identify with?

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pants. the all imporant pants - choose your weapon wisely

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dessert - what to serve?

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