What Astral-Society Member are you?

"Wanna play some blues, eh?"

"I like the hair-styles."

"Peace, bitches. If you're good and get me some pancakes I'll let you join my MySpace."

"Hey. You got a fire?"

"So much love in here. I'm overwhelmed."

"Man, I've heard about hostile entitiies, but this is plain evil."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I want my hampsters!!"

"Now. Let's just pretend I'm not really here, and this is a lucid dream. Wait a second. I *know* this is a lucid dream. Otherwise it wouldn't be a lucid dream now, would it? Ah damn it, would you just let me think?! Now,...

"The force works in mysterious ways these days"

"Hahaha, you're so gay, hahaha"

"You know, you'd make some great Sushi"

Question

If you could choose one of these magickal objects, which one would it be?

A neverending bottle of Vodka

Something to see through underwear.

Something to make cuddly little animals immortal.

A Cheeseburger.

A piece of paper on a pin that spins however I want it to.

A glimmering T-shirt that gives me the power to overthrow the government.

A Walkie-Talkie to talk to the dead.

A musical instrument that plays straight out of my soul.

Question

How much is 1+1

The japanese symbold for 'field'

Too much for both of us, darling.

Don't know. You wanna join my Myspace?

No comment. You saw me nekkid.

2 hampsters. Then 3, then 30...

If you really think about it, there's *no* answer to that question. It's not even a question. It's an answer.

Question

What's your favorite Beatles' Song?

I wanna bite your haaaaaaand

Purple Submarine

Lucid in the sky with Sailormoon

While my guitars gently bleep

I don't like Beetles. I like Rammstein.

Back into your ass - asshole!

Can you repeat the question?

Pamela Rig-Me

Question

As you leave a danceclub at the end of a party a man points a gun at you and kindly asks you to give him your wallet. How do you react?

You take your guitar and start singing a very *strange* song.

You take a bunch of hampsters out of your bag and say "Man! I'm gonna make you sooo jealous!"

Much to the man's surprise, you start undressing and say "Wait, you haven't even seen me nekkid!"

You ask him if he wants to join your myspace acoount.

You start throwing rotten fruits at him that had been mysteriously rotting in your backpack.

You tell him he can have it if he's able to pronounce your nickname.

You start laughing and say "You can have it, I'm broke"

You pull out a light saber and tell him to get a life.

You laugh hysterically and as the man starts to get confused you tell him "I can see through your underwear"

You show him a really convincing video of you doing psychokineses.

Question

What do you do when you're drunk?

I chat on irc, fall over and cook dinner.

I write programs that don't make sense the next day.

I drink.

Eye think op theeries 'bout th'oragin of th'youneeverse.

I join the AS-chatroom with the nickname Saphoisghey.

I post nekkid pictures of me on the AS-Forums and call it art.

I look at other people's myspace accounts.

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What Astral-Society Member are you?

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How much is 1+1

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