Rum and Monkey

I run away, pretend it never happened.

I shoot him.

I use my mind powers to destroy him.

I diagnose him with cancer.

I call for help.

I snap his neck.

I hunt down the one who hurt him, the ambulance can handle injured person.

I slit my own throat beside him so It looks like the killer killed more people, making his charges in court higher.

I shoot web into his face.

I don't exist.

Question

Your mom is yelling at you about not doing chores. What do you do or say?

"Watch your mouth around me, woman!"

Bash her in the face.

She would never annoy me, she already knows her place.

I finish the chores.

Get terrorists to bomb her.

Explode(literally)

Explode(nonliterally)

Die.

Use my amazing actor powers to shut her up.

I still don't exist.

Question

Someone makes fun of your religion. What do u do?

Shoot them.(Not the perverted way)

Shoot them.(The perverted way)

Kill them(silently)

Kill them(brutally)

I seriously don't exist!

I tell them i'm a superhero and they fear me.

Question

What is the ultimate comeback?

Shut up, stupidhead!

Go die.

Eat poop and die.

Leave me alone. Go away.

Burn in Hell

Snazzle frazzle!

I don't say anything at all. I can't talk.

Question

Your favorite thing to say?

Fetus.

Burn!

Hail Hitler.

Hail Satan.

I don't speak.....

Kids say the funniest things!

Question

A terrorist begins to bomb the school. What do you do?

Use my mind powers to reflect the bombs back at the terrorists.

Help them.

Teleport away from the school.

Kill everyone before the bombs hit, just so that you can say they died by your hands.

They are too busy bombing your mom from question number 2.

I use my amazing powers to save the day from the terrorists.

I can't be bombed....I don't exist. No, I'm not emo.

Question

Favorite weapon?

Sword

Bomb

Gun

Two bombs

Mind powers

A nuke

Nothing

Question

Can I get a 'hail Satan'?

Yes.

No.

Well, sure!

If God doesn't exist then why would there be a Satan?

This is a user-written post. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good it may be. Please report any inappropriate content.

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

Which Dream Home Should You Actually Live In?

What Type of Heart Do You Have?

Irish Name Generator

Which Pop Diva Are You?

Minion Name Generator

What Type Of Driver Are You?

Which Big Cat Are You?

Can We Guess Which Region Of The U.S. You Are From?

What Do Your Subconscious Choices Say About You?

WANT MORE FUNNY LIKE THIS? FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK

The Important Test

Get started with these questions...

Someone is dying on the street. What do you do?

Your mom is yelling at you about not doing chores. What do you do or say?

Someone makes fun of your religion. What do u do?

What is the ultimate comeback?

Your favorite thing to say?

A terrorist begins to bomb the school. What do you do?

Favorite weapon?

Can I get a 'hail Satan'?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

Popular Content

Which Dream Home Should You Actually Live In?

What Type of Heart Do You Have?

Irish Name Generator

Which Pop Diva Are You?

Minion Name Generator

What Type Of Driver Are You?

Which Big Cat Are You?

Can We Guess Which Region Of The U.S. You Are From?

What Do Your Subconscious Choices Say About You?