You know the names, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin. The 4 Houses of Hogwarts, and people are always going on about which house you or they would best fit in, well let me let you in on the secret of how to tell which one you really would make it into.
BLOODY NONE OF THEM!
Come on. . . you know Hogwarts is for toffee nosed rich upper class twits, all that Oh we let all the disserving of the magical community in, is bunk and you, my everyday witch or wizard either went to, or are fated for, public magick school, a trade coven academy, or even home schooling! (I can see you there with that book from Llewellyn on your desk)
But do not despair, you can still have the House expedience, because we have our hollowed traditional grouping as well! Okay, so maybe they are more like gangs, but thats close enough for government work.
So, put on the billed choosing cap and find out into which House you belong Oh everyday witch and or wizard!
