How to survive Teenage angst

Black clothes, dark lipstick or nail polish, beret, cape of any colour.

Armed with fashion magazines, water bottle and gym bag.

Wringing of hands, nail biting, furrowed brow, downcast glances.

Black leather or red canvas jacket, whit T-shirts with smokes rolled up in sleeve.

Resembles an overgrown puppy, tape on glasses.

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What they want most in the world!

A New family(suspects switched at birth), castle on a stormy heath, fangs, to write own zine.

end to contingency planning, someone else to take charge, early acceptance into coege of choice, fun.

Clear dewy skin, to be “discovered”, to lose 20 pouds, to be leggy, boobs (if female), to lose boobs (if male), six pack abs, good hair, admiring glances.

coordination, timing to make the winning shot, cancellation of gym class

To be freed from the shakles of oppression, parents to threat over threats to move out, love and affection, boundaries, warm milk, cat to sleep on pillow

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Traits...

Belligerent, curt, squinty.

Bumps into people and things, nervous tics, menace on the dancefloor.

Makes lots of lists

Relentless self-scrutiny, avoids salad dressing.

Carries book at all times, sullen, avoids all daylight.

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What to say to them.

You look great

In the long run it'll be ok

What a beautiful moon tonight

If nothing matters why not enjoy

Don't worry it will heal fast

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What they need and want most

Helmet and kneepads

Cool jeans

Worry beads

Magnifying mirror

The collected works of Edgar Allen Poe

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