How D'You Like Them Apples?

I'd give sexual favors to football players for an apple.

I don't like fruit much.....or elton john....same thing, though right?

Why, you got one? I'll give you 50 for it.

why would i want an apple, when i can have some melon?

*shrugs*

....right about now, the funk soul brother, check it out now, the funk soul brother

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peanut butter, jelly time?

i have that for lunch everyday

YES! IT IS PB & J TIME.

ABOUT TIME!

...what? on my apple?

nah. i prefer ho's ho's, if ya know what i mean!

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most important question: How DO you like them apples?

i likes them apples with some caramel from the cow, thank you.

is apple a code word for crack or something, cuz im totally an undercover cop who works as a stripper.....shit now my identity is exposed...oh, and so are my two apples....

i smuggle apples....in my pants!

i dont like apples unless yo mutha is givin' them away.

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Fuji, or washington?

washington i guess, i dont like orientals.

fuji cuz they're crunchy like fish sticks

wtf are those, mountian ranges?

i dont mind boinkin' either...

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Would you ever violate an apple?

an apple pie, yeah.

been there, done that

yeah, i'd hit that shit in 0 seconds flat

it's not big, enough, is it? give me an apple, i'll find out....

man, i heard about screw animals, but fruits? kinda fruity, right?

depends if it's got the right personality or not

no, but i'd sure throat that mutha like it's my job

im not passin' up any nookie!

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Does the size of a person's apple matter?

size does matter

no, you're perverted!

what are you talking aboat, eh?

you're referring to some other body part, aren't you?

if it's sweet on the inside, that's all that matters

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How do you feel about fruit baskets?

i'd screw one, yeah.

depends on whose sending it

i like them without the basket and the fruit

who wants to know, who wants to know?

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What the dealio?

feelio your dealio

n2m, how bout you?

WANKER! WANKER!

uh, not too big into computer slang

rofl lol lmfao omg bbq

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Who's that pretty girl in the mirror?

DUDE! that's from west side story/anger management

fa la la la la la la la

IT'S ME, IT MEEEE!

sorry to break it to ya, but that sure ain't a girl

man, that hot chick is yo moms!

she's a bizzo.

DUDE, that's from west side story/anger management

fa la la la la la la la

sorry to break it to ya, but that sure ain't a girl

IT'S ME, IT'S MEEE!

that hot chick is yo moms!

that girl's a bizzo

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How D'You Like Them Apples?

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How badly do you want an apple right about now?

peanut butter, jelly time?

most important question: How DO you like them apples?

Fuji, or washington?

Would you ever violate an apple?

Does the size of a person's apple matter?

How do you feel about fruit baskets?

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Who's that pretty girl in the mirror?

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