Who Were You in Eraserhead?

I love family! I can't get enough family?

My family depress and/or horrify me

I horrify and/or depress my family.

The director is married to my sister.

Children frighten me, especially when they wield severed heads.

Children amuse me, especially when they wield severed heads.

Nah

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Outlook on life?

I don't know.

Life is terrible.

In Heaven, everything is fine.

This is gonna be fun! I enjoy doing stuff!

Life is pointless.

Sex is everywhere! Especially wherever I am!

It's out of control.

I'm workin' to make it better

I'm angry!

It's alright

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How do you feel about your body?

Awesome hair

Physical problems

Serious physical deformities

I'm dead sexy

Miserable and waifish

I may be elderly, but I'm still alive

Slight weight problem

My self esteem gettin' crushed

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How talkative are you?

...what?

I never speak.

I never shut up.

Waah!

I'm more the singing type.

I'm more the yelling type

I say what needs to be said, so people will know

There is always a thirteen second pause between sentences, but aside from that...

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Hobbies?

Keeping plants and saucepans full of water

Wailing inconsolaby

Collective physical problems

Hanging out with dead people

Scaring children

Music

Work

Sex

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What is your greatest fear?

I don't have any! I enjoy life too much!

Everything

Unpopularity

Diseases, neglect, etc.

Severed heads, getting yelled at, etc.

Losing control over the world

I'm just bitter

Not to speak of, no

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Ever had any health problems?

Skin diseases

Nosebleeds

Assorted joint troubles

Respiratory problems

Bone growth problems

Emotional problems

Sexual compulsive

No, I'm fairly healthy, all things considered

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Employment status?

I am currently working

I'm retired

I'm on vacation

I'm too young to have a job

My job is quite dubious

I'm a homemaker, so I'm sort of always working

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Okay, what is your actual job?

I'm a printer

I'm a plumber

I'm a receptionist

I'm a self-made man, I am I am!

I'm a mechanic

I'm an entertainer

I'm a prostitute

I'm unemployed

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Are you a dude or a lady?

A dude

A lady

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And one more. What are your thoughts on death?

Well... it sounds... scary...

I don't have time to think about that sort of thing! Look at my knees!

I honestly can't wait

In Heaven, everything is fine

Here it comes

Dead people bother me

Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't be useful

Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't feel useful

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Who Were You in Eraserhead?

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Your views on family?

Outlook on life?

How do you feel about your body?

How talkative are you?

Hobbies?

What is your greatest fear?

Ever had any health problems?

Employment status?

Okay, what is your actual job?

Are you a dude or a lady?

And one more. What are your thoughts on death?

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