Would U Survive An Alien invasion?

Say "Mummy the Germans are invading again, u get the cricket bat ill get the shotgun!"

Make a Giant banner saying something stupid like "We come in peace" even though they obviously cant read our language!

Run roun in circle shouting "WADOIDOWADOIDOWADOIDO???!!!???"

Think it was an airoplane and completely ignore it!

Question

If a Green man about 4feet tall knocked on ur door at halloween asking for candy would u?:

give him all ur money in terror and ask him not to hurt u?

Immediately understand the situation and tell the little halloweener to "FUCK OFF"?

Or give him some candy and go back inside to watch ur late night porn?

Get a bag and pretend theres candy inside but really theres a dirty great big mallot waitng to be smashed over an aliens head?

Question

If an alien wanted to probe u would u:?

immediately say "Yyyyeeess sssirr" in scaredom and bend down for him?

Ask him if u can probe him first!

Say to him "i give u offerings instead" and bend down to pick up some shit then throw it in his face?

Or would u faint as soon as u saw the alien because it lookes just like ur mum without her makeup?

Question

If an alien broke into ur house when u were all alone and there was a table of weapons beside u, what would u ppick to fight with?

The macheti that Jason left from ur teaparty?

Ur grandads old blunderbuss from "Back in the good old days"?

The genuine lightsaber u swapped all ur rare 1st issue comics to the comic book store?

A banana u "accidently" picked up out of the fruit bowl?

Question

If an alien said: "Take me to ur leader" who would u take him to?:

Ur mummy (cos shes the best!)

George Bush (God knows y u would)

Tony Blair Duun dundundun Duuuunduun Dun dundundunduun

The queen (well mybe not, one wouldn't want to fet there royal knickers in a twist now wouls she? watwat!

Question

If an alien wanted peace would u?:

Say peace is not an option then try to fight it but it just sucks u feeble dimwitted brain out?

Say okay but ur not sharing my cookies!

Slap him in the face and start sreaming like the little girl u are

Or would u pretend ur blind and "accidently" walkinto his spaceship and fly off in it (Well it looks easy in the movies!)

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Would U Survive An Alien invasion?

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If u saw a bright light in the sky would u?:

If a Green man about 4feet tall knocked on ur door at halloween asking for candy would u?:

If an alien wanted to probe u would u:?

If an alien broke into ur house when u were all alone and there was a table of weapons beside u, what would u ppick to fight with?

If an alien said: "Take me to ur leader" who would u take him to?:

If an alien wanted peace would u?:

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