Are you a hunk or a chunk?

I am a cybernetic organism sent from zie future.

Well, I suppose, have you got fries aswell?

What is this thing you hu-mans call 'spinach'?

Food is for the weak.

Yes pass the salt!

2

Question

Gloop?

And a very good gloop to you too.

Oooooo, sounds yummy!

Negative, I feed mostly on dehydrated protein strands.

No way dude, I'm pure beef!

*gargle* *slurp* *dribble*

What?

3

Question

Are you vegetarian?

Ha! Pathetic hu-man, I feed only on the flesh of mortals!

Yes,killing animals is wrong they're just like you and me.

Is there meat in it?

Yes but only for health reasons.

4

Question

How often do you work out?

Does eating count?

All the time dude, can't live without it.

Sometimes before gorging time.

Only on weekdays.

We of the immortal Jor'El clan do not need to 'work out', we are perfect in every way. Puny man creature.

5

Question

How do you get out of bed in the morning?

I jump out with a surge of fantastic energy!

Toss,turn,toss,turn...build up momentum then hurl/fall out of it.

What is this bed you speak of and what is morning?

Lie there for a while then eventually swing my legs over the edge and stay in a seated position for about a half hour.

My bed is a treadmill.

I don't get out of bed.I have tiny robots do everything for me.

6

Question

Which do you like more; the feeling of steel or the feeling of cream?

My body is 90% metal. I do not feel anything.

I LURRRRVE the feeling of cream all over my gloop!

You mean the feeling of my barbell as I max the envelope?

I ask the questions around here!

Both. I like cream on a spoon!

7

Question

Would rather be a chunk or a hunk?

Chunk.

Hunk.

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