What Redwall Goodbeast Race Are You?

Singin' a marchin' tune of course! Join in with me now, a-one, two, one-two-three-four!

Straining my ears to the woodlands, but also trying to stop that beast's caterwauling! Gah! *pounces on the singer with extreme prejudice*

Keeping a wary eye our for danger. Let the others have their fun, I'll be on top of the situation.

Chuckling at my friends antics, those two are a pair.

Chuckling a good bit but also trying to break the two up, no need for violence.

Laughing at the melee of fur and elbowing my nearest friend to whisper a joke about the trio.

Chuckling at my allies joke and smiling brightly.

Being fed up with the jokers...alright now, let's go! We don't have all day!

Question

It's your turn for night watch and you hear a twig snap nearby, you react by...?

Looking in the sound’s direction, and waking the nearest ally.

I twitch my ears but pretend I heard nothing, my paw going for my weapon silently.

I know, I heard ‘em before they got that close. I stand up, pretend to stretch and walk over to wake an ally as though it’s time for his watch. By the time I whisper what’s going on…they’ll be as good as dead.

I blink and check the surrounding woodlands, reaching for my weapon, I kick a rock over to my nearest ally in hopes it will wake him.

What do you mean hear? I saw them before the twig even snapped! I’ve got it under control.

Snore and roll over, you never were really a good choice for night guard…

Yawn widely and reach for my weapon subtly, standing up to wake the nearest ally.

I heard them…but my weapon is nearby, and they’ll have to go through me before they get to the others anyway.

Question

You and your party catch sight of a pack of vermin attacking a few mice, what do you do?

Charge forward in anger, such violence is unacceptable! They’ll taste my steel and claws and regret their actions in death!

Charge forward! We have to help the mice!

Stand shocked a moment, not quite knowing how to react.

Charge! We’ll get the blighters!

Charge ahead and hope the others follow suit, I can’t take that many down by myself…

Slip into the nearby foliage and find a good fighting position, hoping the others follow suit. But even if not, I can handle it on my own.

I-I…we have to help them!

Hold now, don’t just run in like a blind fool! Two to the right, two to the left, me n’ this one we’ll head down the middle. Ready? Charge!

Question

You've been traveling along the River Moss in a riverboat, how have you been handling it? Is it fun? Or pure torture?

Why did I come along? *shakes uncontrollably and feels nauseated*

It’s quite peaceful, not very fast though. This boat’s a bit bulky to move at any good speed.

Perfect! Nothin’ like an enjoyable boat ride down a nice ol’ river.

It’s fun, but for some reason, I just prefer having my paws on dry land.

It’s great! I wish my friends could be here enjoying this too!

Errr…it’s kinda’…weird.

It’s enjoyable, gives me time to think peacefully.

Tons of fun! Sure feels nice to rest the ol’ paws. Riverfolk must be quite a cheery bunch o’ beasts.

Question

Trouble on the horizon, it has come to your attention the settlement you stopped in will be under raid by vermin by morning's light. What do you do?

Fortify the area. Innocent lives shouldn’t be lost simply for a brute’s amusement. When they come, we’ll be ready for them!

Help out any way I can whether it be with cooking, herbalism or anything else. I’m not the best of warriors, but put a sword in my paws and I’ll do the best I can!

Scout the lay of the land and set up sentries in a wide perimeter. If they’re coming, they’ll have to get by our scouts, first. At least we’ll know when to expect them.

Set up defenses and start putting together some crude weaponry. Every able-bodied beast will be needed.

Sharpen my blade and help the others, when those vermin come…they’ll meet my blade first!

Help with fortifying the area, I may not be a grand warrior, but I can help with that masonry and mud-packing no problem!

Gather ‘round everyone, here is what we’ll be doing…

Help put together some weaponry, settle the defenses, send out scouts and hope that these woodlanders have enough passion to fight for their home. I can only do so much.

Question

In the last battle you fought, your best friend fell, skewered upon the cutlass of a searat. What is your first impulse now that the battle has ended and times are calming?

Bury my friend’s body…and then seek revenge, regardless if my other companions will come or not.

That rat wouldn’t have lived, even through the chaos of battle I would’ve caught up to him and slain him…regardless how many wounds I suffered to get there…

Bury my ally and seek revenge, I might ask one or two of my other companions to accompany me, if they wish.

Bury my ally and mourn his passing, I won’t seek revenge on my own, but if I hear one of my other allies will, it would take three grown badgers to stop me from accompanying him.

Bury my ally and mourn his passing in solitude, then on my own, I will seek information to exact revenge. If one of my other companions wishes to accompany me, I will not stop them.

That beast wouldn’t have lived. I would have exacted my revenge that day even if it cost me my life as well, which is very likely…

Mourn my friends passing and help bury his body…I will then accompany my allies in exacting revenge.

Mourn my allies passing, help bury his body and try to comfort the others. If they wish to seek revenge I will do my best to deter them, but I know it won’t work…and in the end, I will accompany them as well.

Question

Traveling home is always great, upon arriving, what's your first thought?

To visit my family, I've missed them quite a bit. Then I'll head to my friend's house and tell him about all that happened!

I might stay awhile, but I never truly liked just being home...traveling is so much more appealing.

Visit my family!!!

Visit my relatives and sit down for a nice glass of cider! I sure did miss cold brews...

Take a moment to relax and be thankful my allies came back unharmed.

Take a moment to catch my breath, then off to the kitchens!

I'll visit with friends and family with a nice cold draught of ale!

Feels good to be home, I'll probably just hang around a bit and then visit my family.

Question

You hear tale of a vermin raid to the north, but you only arrived home yesterday...what are you going to do?

I guess I...no, I have to go. They will probably need my help.

*sigh* Being home was great, but duty calls!

A vermin raid? To the north you say? *is already packing*

A raid? *looks up from a frothy mug of ale and looks to allies* We have to go, now.

I know...I was the one who scouted ahead and reported the raid. I'm already on my way to let them know friends are on the way.

A raid? Oh no...not again...I'll get my bag.

A raid?! *pounds the table furiously* When will these vermin stop?!

We must go, now. Pack and be ready to leave by dawn, no exceptions.

Question

You reach the northern settlement too late...dead bodies litter the area and the survivors mourn their lost family and allies. You most likely are...?

Inquiring the survivors about the vermin and where they headed, then I'll help with burying the dead.

I storm off in a rage, give me a few minutes okay? We should have been here sooner...

Look on in horror and almost break down on the spot.

Watch in silence as my allies finally reach the clearing. I'd taken three down but it was already too late...

I look sorrowful but I help with the dead...there are graves to be dug.

I look very disappointed but help with graves and inquire about the vermin's known whereabouts.

Sprint ahead to procure information, I'll then help with the dead and help carry the injured inside.

Oh no...I rush forward and help with the injured any way I can.

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What Redwall Goodbeast Race Are You?

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Traveling abroad with allies, what simple fun. What are you most likely doing as you all are walking along the trails?

It's your turn for night watch and you hear a twig snap nearby, you react by...?

You and your party catch sight of a pack of vermin attacking a few mice, what do you do?

You've been traveling along the River Moss in a riverboat, how have you been handling it? Is it fun? Or pure torture?

Trouble on the horizon, it has come to your attention the settlement you stopped in will be under raid by vermin by morning's light. What do you do?

In the last battle you fought, your best friend fell, skewered upon the cutlass of a searat. What is your first impulse now that the battle has ended and times are calming?

Traveling home is always great, upon arriving, what's your first thought?

You hear tale of a vermin raid to the north, but you only arrived home yesterday...what are you going to do?

You reach the northern settlement too late...dead bodies litter the area and the survivors mourn their lost family and allies. You most likely are...?

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