Which Bub are You??

The world is full of colorful, demented characters. Most of them are in my immediate circle of association, and are collectively known as "The Bubs". Whether you need your Delta-6 Scrofulating Database Processor's Motherboard repaired, have some questions about Kant's Metaphysics of Morals, violin repaired, grenade-launching lessons, or someone to artfully pick your nose for you, I'VE GOT YOU COVERED. HAVE AT YOU!!!

Get started with these questions...

1

Desert island. Just you and some goddamn coconuts. What do you do?

2

What would you be most likely to do with a fork?

3

War?

4

Which book would you be most likely to read??

5

Have you been known to occasionally run down your street in nothing but your briefs, waving a vintage vacuum cleaner madly above your head, whilst shouting?

6

What sort of animal would ya be?

7

Exactly how "colorful" IS your past?

8

You have more than one tattoo, yesno?

9

If I were to, say, repel down the side of your house in ninja-gear next Saturday night, what would I find you doing?

10

Ever taken a crap in your own front yard?

11

Fridge full of rotten vegetables. How do you dispose of them?

12

Can you play an extraordinarily simple game involving rocks and wood for hours and hours at a stretch?

13

Your most horrifying childhood memory involves...

14

What is the closest approximation to what you do for a living?

15

Which of the following actors do you most resemble (if not in physicality, then in spirit)??

16

If you happened to be made of, you know, fabric, which of the following types of fabric would you be?

17

Do you look good in drag?

18

Were I to sneak in through your window in the dead of night, once again stealthfully attired in ninja togs, which of the following groups of CDs would I most likely find in your collection?

19

Villiages: not just for ransacking anymore?

20

Have you got shrapnel embedded anywhere in your person?

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