What Kind of Motorcycle am I ?

I own a motorcycle. Of course I need attention.

I keep a low profile.

I like to be acknowleged for the things I do well.

Actually, I need to get away from all the attention.

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What comes to your mind when someone says "long-term"?

Interest rates.

Taking things one day at time.

The last relationship I was in. I had to knaw through my own femur to get out of it.

The love of my life.

I plan on being dead within the year.

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Are you impulsive?

Yes. I want what I want. NOW.

Nah. It takes me forever to make choices. I consider all the options.

I don't like to think. I just do what feels right.

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What do people say about your physical appearance?

I'm dead sexy.

I seem to scare people.

People say I'm "really cute."

I'm atheletic.

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Are you a "people person"?

The life of the party.

I like people but I also need my space.

I'd prefer to be alone.

I like people but I really get along with most household pets.

I eat household pets and sometimes people.

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Are you relatively popular?

Sort of. My friends seem to like me.

Most people like me.

Yeah. But I'm kind of an asshole. People are wierd like that.

I don't know any "people."

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How do you feel about taking risks?

Evel Knievel eat your heart out.

Risk is an important part of personal growth.

I like to play it safe.

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How would you describe your family?

I'm the black sheep.

I come from a long line of snobby aristocrats. But I'm different.

We're your average middle-class American bunch.

We're Italian Stallions, the whole lot of us.

I don't have a family. As a child, I was found under a bridge living off of cigarette butts and glass.

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Can you take a compliment?

I'm modest.

I demand compliments.

Compliments are fine, as long as they are sincere.

Can't stand them.

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How tall are you?

Very Tall.

Tall enough.

Not tall.

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You get out much?

Usually. I can't stand being at home.

Occassionaly. I work a lot though.

I don't like being in public.

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What are you drinking this weekend?

City-wide specials

Anything with gin

Red wine

Chai

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Smoker?

Yes.

Uh. Sort of. But not really. I don't smoke enough to "quit smoking"...

I'll only smoke it if it makes me giggle.

Non-smoker.

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