Which Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Monster Are You?

How many hit dice do you have? Now's your chance to find out in the brand-spanking new, fantastic, much-awaited, eagerly anticipated, spectaclular "Which Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Monster Are You?" piece of bullshit. Woo-Hoo!!

Get started with these questions...

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First and foremost, have you ever destroyed a village?

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Do you have a breath weapon?

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Out of the following list, what's you favorite food?

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What color is your skin?

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Which of the following would most intimidate you?

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Which brings us to the next question: which of the following statements best describes your intelligence?

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How many adventurers have you killed in the past week?

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And finally, what kind of treasure do you have?

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