How horny are you?

Are you as boring as cheese, or as wild as a thing that likes sex? Find out...

Get started with these questions...

1

Are you male?

Yes

No

Sometimes

Not sure

I used to be...

2

When you walk past a park bench, do you:

Sit down for a rest

Wonder why it looks remarkabley like a penis

Hump it

Walk past unaware

3

Do you own a dog?

Yes

No

Several

4

How many times on a night out do you attempt to get laid?

Never, that is proposterous

Once or twice, but I try to do it subtly

Hey, I'm fuckin on the pool table the moment I step in a pub - regardless of time of day

I will try my luck a few times, but nothing to excess

I'm chatting up anyone in my sight range!

I just sit there, and if someone wants to talk to me, they will come and talk to me

5

Do you have any children?

Yes

No

So many I lose count

Who knows...

6

What time of day do you prefer?

Early morning (5am - 8am)

Morning (8am - 12pm)

Afternoon (12pm - 4pm)

Early evening (5pm - 8pm)

Late evening/night (8pm - 1am)

Nightime (1am - 4am)

7

FINALLY... what is your favourite shape?

Circle

Square

An odd combination of both

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