Are You Addicted to Yourself?

Everyone likes mirrors!

ABSOLUTELY. Mirrors are my best friend, next to mirrors.

No. Mirrors are the spawn of Satan. They can all die and BURN.

Sure. They're alright.

Meh.

Well, they're big shards of reflective glass. And glass is COOL.

What else IS there to like!?

Why do you want to know?! Are you STALKING me or something!? I'm calling my lawyer.

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Question

What do you do when you don't get your way?

I scream as loud as I can until blood starts coming up. I'm like that.

I fall to the ground and refuse to get up until I get MY way.

Meh, I argue about it for a bit, then eventually give up.

I do nothing. Nothing at all.

I don't like it...but what can ya do?

I pout, do the whole puppy-dog eye face, whimper pathetically...works like a charm.

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Question

How often to you think about yourself and how you look during the day?

What is with all these screwed up questions!?

As often as is humanly possible. I-JUST-CAN'T-STOP!!

Meh, once or twice a day. Maybe three times, if I'm in a good mood.

At LEAST once a day. I like myself a lot. I'm my own best friend!

Pretty often.

I don't. I hate myself, and honestly wish I were dead. It would make a LOT of people happier.

None at all! I'm too busy with friends and other stuff to be thinking about myself.

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Question

If some pirates stole your iPod and intended to sell it on eBay, what kind of music would they find on it?

Death Metal, baby!

Classical...you know, the creepy elevator stuff.

Classical....the good stuff, like Beetoven and Bach, stuff like that.

One word, one glorious, beautiful word: PUNK.

Hip Hop, the upbeat stuff that makes you wanna DANCE DANCE.

Indie

Techno. All. The. Way.

Good old fashioned Rock' N Roll.

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Are You Addicted to Yourself?

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