The Road To Doomdom

If you ever wondered what will happen to you, here's where you can find out. Imagine you are in a magical world, full of fudge, celery, and elves....

Get started with these questions...

1

There is a fork in the road. What do you do?

Take the tiny road.

Take the big road.

Take the fork out and eat your portable mac and cheese.

2

A man stops you on the road and demands your money. He's kind of a loser, pretty fat and ugly. What do you do?

Give him your money.

Beat him over the head with a shovel and take his money.

Tell him to get a life.

Give him a card to the nearest Weight Watchers.

3

An elf is walking behind you. After a while, he starts tugging on your shirt. You turn around and say,

"STOP IT YOU STUPID ELF!"

"That's annoying. Would you please stop?"

"Holy crap! You like tugging on shirts too?! What a small world!"

"Why don't you tug on someone your own size?"

4

You see a castle in the distance. A sign that points to it says, "Come now and you will receive great rewards." What do you do?

Go to the castle and believe the sign.

Paintball the sign.

B-B-gun the sign.

Hack the sign with an axe.

Cut the sign with a saw.

Smile at the sign and tell it you love it.

5

A robed stranger offers you a job as a television anchor in exchange for two skinned cats. You:

Skin two cats and take the job.

Skin the cats but forget about the offer and eat the cats.

Laugh and move on, saying, "I would never hurt a Kitty-poo!"

Ride a unicorn.

Fry a unicorn.

6

A Spaniard approaches you. What do you do?

Shave your face.

Tell him stereotypical, racist things.

Shine a flashlight in his eyes and yell, "GOTCHA!"

Pick a flower for him and fall in love with him, only to be devastated when he tells you he is a ghost and disappears.

7

You see a beautiful tree blocking the middle of the road. You get past it by:

Hacking into it like the cold, heartless brute you are.

Climb it like a little, cute tree frog.

Become invisible and walk through it.

You build a staircase up one way and jump off when you get to the top.

You walk around it on the grass that surrounds the road.

8

You get to the mountain of Doom. What do you do?

Throw your wedding ring in and giggle. "That's EXACTLY what Frodo did!"

Jump in and be scorched with third degree burns.

Sing an Irish tune and skip away.

Yell at Isildur.

9

You are allowed one final comment before being executed by the unicorns of Flamboyancy. You say:

"Well...if we built this large wooden badger..."

"My mother and your mother were out hanging up clothes."

"Bigot."

"I hate all mankind."

"You will be punished for your sins, evildoer."

"Okay, the crossdresser just called me a ho."

"Peace on earth, and goodwill to all men WITH WHOM HE IS PLEASED!!!! THAT AIN'T YOU, STOOPID!"

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