The ASS-trology Quiz

You may read your horoscope on occasion, but they never tell you the truth. The fact is that no matter what your sign - you're a big jerk! Find out which sign is most predominant in your ASS-trological chart by answering these questions. Just know: Your fate is sealed...

Get started with these questions...


A guy punches you in the face. Hard. What is your response?


Which of the following places would you prefer to have a sexual encounter?


Which orientation best describes you?


Do I still have your attention?


On what condition would you kill someone?

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