The Sorting Hat

A thousand years ago or more When I was newly sewn, There lived four wizards of renown, Whose names are still well known: Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor, Fair Ravenclaw, from glen, Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad, Shrewd Slytherin, from fen, They shared a wish, a hope, a dream, They hatched a daring plan To educate young sorcerers Thus Hogwarts School began. Now each of these four founders Formed their own house, for each Did value different virtues In the ones they had to teach. By Gryffindor, the bravest were Prized far beyond the rest; For Ravenclaw, the cleverest Would always be the best; For Hufflepuff, hard workers were Most worthy of admission; And power-hungry Slytherin Loved those of great ambition. While still alive they did divide Their favourites from the throng, Yet how to pick the worthy ones When they were dead and gone? Twas Gryffindor who found the way, He whipped me off his head The founders put some brains in me So I could choose instead! Now slip me snug about your ears, I've never yet been wrong, I'll have a look inside your mind And tell where you belong!

Get started with these questions...

1

A random first year has just accidently wandered right into the arms of the Whomping Willow! What do you do?

2

Somehow, you saved the first year. They run up to thank you and offer to do something special for you. What do you say?

3

You decide to be friends with the first year. They come from a rich family and offer to buy you your favorite item. What is it?

4

You finally came of proper age and are able to go to Hogsmeade. What's the first thing you do when you get there?

5

A very attractive member of the opposite sex walks up to you and asks you to the ball, but you already promised your best friend you'd go with them. What do you tell them?

6

You find out you can only sign up for one class this year. Which one is it?

7

Which Quidditch position would you want to play?

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