The Phelps Dating Diagnostic Test

Question

I'm super hungry. Let's get something to eat together! Where do you feel like going?

Do you have money this time?

Actually, I just went grocery shopping. I will make us food! And we'll watch a movie. Yay.

Oh, I just got this sandwich.I didn't know you were around.What? You want some?Well... uh... I was planning on eating all of it.

I'm not that hungry, but I'll go too and get a snack or something. It's up to you.

Ooh, let's go to that new place, Such 'n' Such. I heard it's really good and not that expensive.

Didn't you just eat?

Uh-- I drank too much. *BLORT!*

Hey! Let's go to Place 'n' Eats! My friend works there and he'll make us a special food!

Could you just go, and while you're there, get me something too? ...Yeah, no I don't have any money. You shouldn't invite me to eat with you and not pay.

Question

snif! What smells good?

Not me! I haven't showered in days.

Wah! I can't smell anything, because I'm sick again.

Probably you. You always smell nice.

This cake that I'm making! Let's both eat half.

This cat box that I insist on having in the hallway, yet never clean? Nope, that can't be it...

Okay, so there was this french hooker on the bus and she was, like, all over my shit. She practically sat on my lap, you know? I think you probably smell her. I didn't think she smelled that good. And she wasn't hot. Not as hot as sin at all.

I wear Acqua Di Gio becuase I know it makes you cream.

Question

What would you buy as a gift for me if we were together?

Question

I'm ready to rumble.

What is that supposed to mean, weirdo?

Well -- *rip!* -- I'm naked. We're gonna have sex and not wrestle, right?

I'm ready for sleeping. Or maybe I'll watch a movie by myself.

Awesomes. Follow me to the removable shower nozzle!

Bang a gong, get it on! PWAAAAAH!

I've been horny since you walked in the door! Let's rock!

Question

Crap! We don't have any condoms!

Lemme see if my roommate has any...

Stay right there! *door slam! tire squealies! door open!*Wrap it!

Nope, we do. I just moved them under the bed. My roommate kept stealing them!

Yeah, I don't actually do that. It doesn't feel as good.

I thought we wanted a girl and a boy!

If you wanted to fuck, you should have brought some!

What about this Ziploc?

Well, let's go get 'em! Chop-chop! Put yr panties on, bitch!

Question

My mom is coming down this week for a couple days.

Oh, cool.

Your mom sounds awesome. Are we all going to hang out?

Don't get drunk like last time.

Bring me home a good doggy bag!

Where should I take you two for dinner?

I am afraid to meet your mom. You are both insane and intimidate the shit out of me.

Question

Do you love me, darling?

Yes, of course I do. Why do I have to tell you all the time?

I don't want to answer that question.

I love you so much that it feels like my chest is exploding.

I don't know yet. Usually, don't you get together then fall in love?

You're my sweet little bunny and I love you very much. Let's snuggle.

Yeah, almost as much as this show I'm obsessed with right now.

Follow me to the removable shower nozzle!

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The Phelps Dating Diagnostic Test

Get started with these questions...

Pick out a bra for me, please. I'm running late, again!

I'm super hungry. Let's get something to eat together! Where do you feel like going?

snif! What smells good?

What would you buy as a gift for me if we were together?

I'm ready to rumble.

Crap! We don't have any condoms!

My mom is coming down this week for a couple days.

Do you love me, darling?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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The Phelps Dating Diagnostic Test

Get started with these questions...

Pick out a bra for me, please. I'm running late, again!

I'm super hungry. Let's get something to eat together! Where do you feel like going?

*snif!* What smells good?

What would you buy as a gift for me if we were together?

I'm ready to rumble.

Crap! We don't have any condoms!

My mom is coming down this week for a couple days.

Do you love me, darling?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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snif! What smells good?