Which famous martial artist are you?

That's right you've spent the last ten years learning to fight at an ancient temple... every morning you had to run up a mountain before breakfast... ever day you had ensure rigerous training regiemes and regular beatings from a small man called Bob... and ever night you had to fend off the advances of the fat and sweaty cook.

But your hardships have not been in vain you are now a leathal fighting machine, you leave a trail of destruction in your wake and enemys fall at your feet and beg for mercy...

But who are you..

Get started with these questions...

1

You see an unplausably ugly person walking your direction, dressed in what appears to be a penguin suit... Do you?

2

You've had a long hard day beating the living crap out of people and you need to unwind, you go to the pub and order...

3

Your hungry and decide that you want a bannana for dinner, you...

4

It's you birthday YAY! and your best friend buys you a pet cat, do you...

5

Your sitting on a park bench contemplating the meaning of Tao when the police aproach you and charge you with....

6

What is your favourite number?

7

You see an ink-blot does it remind you of...

8

Your standing in a forest, however you have an uncontrollable urge to...

9

You see an old lady being mugged do you...

10

Do you like cheese?

11

You're being interviewed live on TV, and the nosey reporter asks "Have you ever killed anyone?" ... Do you..

12

What is your favourite colour (color if you american and can't spell)?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...