Rum and Monkey

0: I just use an old rope and tie it to the tree

1-2: One for the river and one for everyday

3-6: I like to change it up

7 or more: My dog doesn't like to be bored and we like to coordinate outfits.

Question

Where does your dog sleep at night?

In the back yard

In its crate. Where dogs should be.

On their dog bed in the bedroom

At the foot of my bed

Under the covers, hogging the pillow, curled under my arm

Question

Have you ever fed your dog from your utensil? (Sharing an ice cream cone totally counts)

Ummm... maybe once?

Totally. Everyday! We share a toothbrush too!

Hell no. That is foul and disgusting.

Question

Have you ever taken up a hobby mostly because you thought your dog might be into it?

Ummmm... never.

Sure. I go running more because I know my dog is into it. Nothing crazy though.

Yeah, I bought this bike with a dog basket just to ride my dog around. And I hate bikes!

I took my dog to obedience school. An obedient dog is a happy dog.

Question

How much of your decision on where you live is based on your dogs needs?

I got a dog door for my condo.

It was important that the dog had a good yard.

My loan is co-signed by my precious poopsie snoopsy.

Zero consideration.

Question

What kind of food do you feed your dog?

Generic Kibble. White bag. Black writing.

Petco food (Iams, Eukanuba, Nutro Natural Choice)

We have food custom made from a distributor in London.

Stuff from a speciality dog retailer made from no meat by-products, no rendered animal fats, no digests, no ethoxyquin, no white rice, no wheat, no corn, no soy, and no artificial flavors, colors or preservatives of any kind.

Stuff from the grocery store (Purina, whatever is on sale)

Question

Did you take your dog to obedience school?

Yes. All dogs must learn the pecking order.

Yes. And my dog OWNED the other dogs!

Hell no. You think I'm gonna spend $99 on that mutt?

Nah. My dog knows the basic stuff and I'm cool with that.

Question

In the last seven days how many walks have you taken your dog on?

none.

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4-7

8-11

12-14

14 or more

Question

Your house is on fire. What are the top three things you take?

My dog, the dog toys and my special dog picture album

My dog, my kids, my wedding album

My dog trophies, my lexus keys, and my watch collection.

My shot gun, my kids, my macoroni collection

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