What ARMY rank are you?

Left hand, index finger at the crest of the forhed

Right hand, fingers extended in joint hand level

Right hand, fingers extended in joint, arm level with the marching surface

How ever I feel like

I don't

I shoot my RPG in the air and screen HOOAAH!

Question

When do you salute?

Whenever someone salutes me

Whenever I see an officer

When I have a weapon

When I see an officer outside

I don't

Right before I do something sacrificial

Question

What is a CCO?

Crack Concealment Operation

I have no idea

A weapon optic

A scope for a weapon

Question

How many magazens would you carry into combat?

7, duh!

As many as I want

None, I have a knife for a reason

I still don't know

I only have 3 mag pouches, that each hold 2, so 6 moron

43. 6 in my vest, one in my gun, 5 in each cargo pocket...

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How would you breach a building?

Explosive breach baby! AT4!

Kick it

Window! I'd jump in the window

Call for fire!

Give me a knife, 4 feet of 550 cord and two MRE heaters. I got this...

Explosive breach, 140 mm Abram cannon, HE round.

Question

If the man infront of you hooks Right, you go...

Strength in, take a knee, pull security

I don't go in, I wait to see what happens

Left, always

Drag him to safety and splint that shit... I mean, I go in first and kill everything in the room with my good looks.

Question

You're team enters a small room, you yell...

OMG! Its SAW II!

Small room

Short!

Gah! Don't run into me!

Look out, if I flex, it might squoosh you.

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What would you rather do on a Friday night?

Football! YEAH!

Training, night shoot, 5 mile run, and some push-ups.

Have a little meeting and discuss tactics over beer.

I'm goin home bra...

Do pushups in my sleep while cleaning my RPG

Question

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck...?

3 and a half!

Can you ask the question again?

Shut up!

What does this have to do with killing?

Woodchucks are for the weak!

Question

You want to throw an M67...

Make sure the laces are tight, and throw it with a spin.

Pull pin, throw, yell flash bang!

Peek, prep, pull, throw, "Frag out!"

Throw it and get away!

Pull pin, release spoon, count to 3, toss.

Screw you, you throw it!

M67?

Tie all the pins together with 550 cord, pull them at once and charge the room with the box over my sholder

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What order of importance is most correct?

food, water, ammo

ammo, ammo, ammo

water, ammo, food

Move, shoot, communicate kill!

Food is for the weak! The Strong eat death and shit ammunition

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Whats your favorite color?

Blue

Black

Grey

Red.

Red white and blue damn it

I don't see color, I see like the Predator.

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Whats your PT score?

I dont know, whats yours?

100

Whatever I say it is

150

200

270

300

Eighteen Hundred Million, and that was with a hangover after a 44 mile road march up hill while on fire.

Question

You are low ammo, and pinned down by supresive fire

Call for fire... Just blow SOMTHIGN up!

Stand and fight, its just suppressing fire

Stay down, find concealment, return fire.

Return fire, find cover, call for assistance

Fix bayonets!

I annihilate them all with a paperclip tied to a bolt receiver.

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