Are you down with the Charming Associates?

It doesn't matter if you're dapper or a slapper with the clap or an indie back packer or a gangster ass gapper! What matters is are you down with the charmings? Have you got that Holybourne magic? Or are you destined for another fate. Carry on, people, carry on. Brrrrrrrrrap (charmingly)!

Get started with these questions...

1

So then. What do you know of the charming associates?

Woop! You gotta love 'em!

Yo Biatch. I ain't interested in all that shit. Fo' Real!

They sound interesting. I wonder what the charming associates entails?

Is this some sort of business venture?

2

OK. Thats that cleared up. So, to business. what do you like to get up to?

I enjoy baking and listening to music.

I cruise around the hood looking for bitches to abuse and niggaz to drive-by shoot. I'm well 'ard.

I carry out my day to day business in a normal manner.

I record sweet sweet rhymes with my associates in (c)rhyme, and drink tea.

3

What does the phrase 'Satorial elegance' cause you to envisage

I like to look smart. Satorial elegance comes fairly easily.

Cuffs for shooting, a neat windsor knot and polished shoes on my feet.

Me best trackie-b's, sovs on me fingers and me burberry cap.

I should ask for some help. I look smart sometimes i guess.

4

Look at the time! Its 4 o clock! What must be done?

I could do with a cup of tea, mind.

Awww shit dawg. I gotta get out of bed. I need to shoplift some shit from aldi.

Cease your worrying. The china is out, the swiss roll is sliced and the kettle is just boiling.

Its four o clock. What of it?

5

4 o clock has passed...So, what do you know of Cake Dogg?

Nawwww mate, its Nate Dogg Innit? Man, you bitches don't know fuck all.

The artiste also known as Gorgeous Greg?

Sounds like a man of infinitely good taste. I wonder what it means?

Cake+Dog+extra G=Cake Dogg

6

If i asked for directions to the GU3/4, what would you say?

I would swing a punch and try and nick your wallet. I'm well bad mate!

Woop! You know where the hood is at! Fancy a cuppa?

I would try to help, but ultimatley not care less.

I would consult a map and probably hop along for the ride. It sounds like fun.

7

Finally...erm...oh fuck it, that bloody question. Have you ever obliterated a village?

No, and i gravely doubt i ever shall

Now that just isn't charming really, is it?

What shit you chattin'? I'm fucking hard, i well could

Only with my charm, my beats and my flows

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