Which Useless Man are you?

Welcome to the Useless Man personality test. Based on your answers, we will assimilate your personality to one of the advice giving Useless Men of the website DearUselessMen.com.

Good luck and stay useless.

Get started with these questions...

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2) You participate in an advice web site. You ...

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1) You are walking down Main Street, and you find a stick. You ...

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3) You see a computer for sale at a garage sale. You ...

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4) You see a man in an alley with a baseball bat and a puppy. You ...

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5) You are alone, in the basement, with nothing but a TV and a can of New Car Smell. You ...

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6) You participate in a gender study. You ...

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7) Star Trek XI is coming to a theatre near you. You ...

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8) You see a hose coming from a tanker truck labeled MEAT attached to your favourite fast food joint. You ...

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9) You see a monkey riding a bicycle in rush hour traffic. You ...

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10) You are house sitting at a resort during the winter, when your partner hits you on the head cast iron frying pan and locks you in a fully stocked pantry. You ...

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11) You are approached by a used car salesman on a car lot. You ...

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12) You are backpacking through Europe and discover a pack of Yeti. You ...

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13) Your boss catches you surfing the internet at work instead of working. You ...

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