The offcourt NBA player test

Get started with these questions...

1

What is your marital status?

2

Let's say you've had something to drink. Would you then drive a car?

3

What does the phrase "wake and bake" mean to you?

4

Are you the best point guard in the NBA?

5

How many tattoos do you have?

6

Are you moved to tears by great works of art or NCAA tournament losses?

7

Your team just lost a game. You blame...

8

True or false: After a tough game you like to unwind by getting drunk and watching pornography in your car while pleasuring yourself.

9

Your wife just caught you with another woman. Your marriage...

10

Your rap career...

11

You will never win the NBA championship because you are...

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