Which John Woo Villain Are You?

Anything that's single-action. It's all in the wrist.

A pump-action shotgun... perfect for extracting teeth!

My butt-chin can deflect your bullets any day of the week, so BRING IT!

Who needs a gun when you can THINK your enemies to death.

I tend to overcompensate a little with my attack helicopter.

I let my small army of 200 gunmen do the talking.

I let my weapons of mass destruction do the talking.

I would bring a GUN to a gunfight. ....Duh.

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You would best describe your current villainy status as...

Ex-Military.

Ex-Secret Agent.

Corrupt corporate employee.

Triad.

Any criminal organization OTHER than Triad.

Soldier of Fortune.

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Someday you are certain you will die....

...in a lame twist of irony.

...in a bullet-ridden blaze of glory.

...in a fiery explosion.

...by being impaled.

...by being anywhere near a helicopter.

...from accidental friendly fire.

...from INTENTIONAL friendly fire.

...getting clocked by an extremely well-thrown hammer.

...by falling to your death.

...getting shot with a 10-round capacity Beretta that magically fires 29 rounds when held upside-down.

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Do you smoke?

Now how did THAT get in my mouth!

The only thing smoking in THIS room is the BARREL of my GUN!!!! Ha Ha Ha! ....Uh, no, I do not smoke.

On occasion.

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Do you like wearing sunglasses?

I'm not cool enough for sunglasses!

I wear sunglasses in the shower...... between kills.

I'm cool enough! I just....don't wear sunglasses.

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When the good guys finally bust in on your little operation, you proudly exclaim:

"I'M NUMBER ONE!" --- Since you're the boss, you're the last to die. That's just the way it is.

"I'M NUMBER TWO!" --- You may be smarter than the boss, but you don't get to live as long as he does.

"Well I'M screwed." --- Human Targets like you shouldn't expect a long career in organized crime.

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Have you ever been attacked by a fellow villain?

Yes, but I had no idea he was a villain.

Yes, but he had no idea I was a villain.

Yes, but only after I tried to waste him... with an empty gun. I basically deserved it.

Yes, and right in the neck!

Mexican Stand-Offs never end well for me.

No, because I'm a loyal soldier ant.

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Being as intimidating a villain as possible, means wearing...

...a modest, three-piece suit.

...field jackets and urban wear, for getting all nitty-gritty.

...a leather jacket.

...an Armani.

...a loud, Hawaiian-print shirt.

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Planes, Trains, or Automobiles?

Planes.

Trains.

Automobiles.

Wha---? Try motorcycles!

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Which John Woo Villain Are You?

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What weapon would you bring to a gun fight?

You would best describe your current villainy status as...

Someday you are certain you will die....

Do you smoke?

Do you like wearing sunglasses?

When the good guys finally bust in on your little operation, you proudly exclaim:

Have you ever been attacked by a fellow villain?

Being as intimidating a villain as possible, means wearing...

Planes, Trains, or Automobiles?

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