What NBA executive are you?

My family calls me Sloth, but they try not to look directly at me

I'm beautiful on the inside...

I'm hot

DURRR! HELMET TIME IS FUN

I suck at everything

Question

How would you handle pizza day (good pizza) at the cafeteria?

Trade my food for future cash considerations

Analyze the lunch lady's brain type to try to make deductions about the pizza.

Give it to the cool kids.

Con everyone else into giving you their food for a free hug.

Make a great pizza selection, but then do something to end up being mediocre anyway

Depends on how I feel

Realize that tupac probably loved pizza.

Question

Are you a here and now person or a think about tomorrow person?

I don't think about either

Yesterday is were it's at

I orchestrate my life into a beautiful concerto of present, past, and future.

I'm rich, so it doesn't matter

I don't care about today, tomorrow will be better

I do my best for today, but if someone else has something better tomorrow, I'll take it

Today's alright, and I hope that tomorrow is equal to or greater than today.

I'll just limp along for awhile, because I made a couple really good acquisitions...that's enough

Question

If you had a TV show, what would you call it?

Byaaah!!

Dumb and Stupider

The World's Ugliest People

I'm Great

Thrifty Finance

I'm Old

Question

Who is your partner in crime?

Larry Bird

Joe Dumars

Jerry Colangelo

Bobby Knight

Charley Murphy

NOT Walt Frazier

Any tightwad will do

Ralph Macchio

I don't need a sidekick

Question

What is your favorite kind of music?

Polka

Something I can to do the "twist" to

Hip hop

Techno

R&B

Rock

Question

What do you enjoy doing in your free time?

Play cribbage

Sexually harass my co-workers

Analyze brains types

Take advantage of other executives

Make unspectacular, but still OK moves

Entertain others

Steal from the less fortunate

Be the less fortunate

Stack my team with talent

Lose players that you are pursuing, even if they are leaning towards your team

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