Rum and Monkey

You freak out saying, "OH MY GOD!!! A NEW PUPPY!!! WHEN CAN I COME OVER TO SEE HIM??? OHMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD"

Say, "Oh, wow! That's cool! I wish I could get a puppy..." but then stop talking about yourself. You don't want your friend to think you are obsessed with yourself or anything, and you don't want them to think you are rude if you ask to come over.

Keep talking about the puppy, saying, "What's his name? Is it a he? How old is it?" and trying to get as much info as you can.

Talk about the puppy for a long time until you feel your friend is bored and then start asking questions about his/her life.

Say, "Oh, lucky! You wanna get together soon so I can see him?"

Question

Your friend tells you that so-and-so likes your boyfriend/girlfriend.

You don't say anything because you don't want to start a conflict.

You confront so-and-so telling him/her that you will KILL THEM IF THEY EVER COME NEAR YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND!!! And then complain about him/her to your friends for a week.

You confront the person right then and there, and have a huge long talk about why it is YOUR boyfriend/girlfriend and that they shoudl STAY AWAY AT ALL TIMES!!! And go through every detail of the conversation over the phone with your best friend.

You confront the person, but very politely because they can't help how they feel towards somebody, but you just want to be sure that they know that its your boyfriend/girlfriend.

You don't confront the person then and there, but you kind of watch the person and then if they flirt or anything you can catch them in the act!

Question

Your crush asks you a question about yourself.

You cram as much stuff as you can into the conversation that you think will impress your crush.

You say a few things and then ask your crush something about themselves.

You say a few sentences and then you get shy and nervous so you stop talking.

You talk on and on and on and on and on and on about everything you can think about at that moment to answer their questions.

You giggle and say one sentence and then stop talking.

Question

Have you ever gotten into a fight?

You mean a phisical fight? Because I don't believe in violence.

I might have gotten into a verbal fight once, but it was minor. Really minor.

Yeah, not a phisical one though. But it almost came to that. A few times.

Yeah, I hit someone once for dissing me!

YES!!! ONE TIME SO-AND-SO WAS TOTALLY DOING SOMETHING I HATE AND SO IT TOTALLY GOT OUT OF HAND!!!!!

Question

Your boyfriend/girlfriend wants to go see a scary movie. You...

Say, sure, you are up for something new. You don't really watch scary movies but this would be fun!

Talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend for a few minutes about how you don't like scary movies but you would be fine if you were with them.

Talk and talk and talk about how scary movies give you nightmares!!!!!!!!! But you think you can handle it because you are with them.

You agree only because you don't wanna hurt their feelings, and then you have nightmares for a week.

You agree after telling them that you don't like scary movies, but then you cut off because you don't want to bore them with your dislikes.

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