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THE HULA BOOLA TEST

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

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What is your favorite color?

French Fries

Mayonnaise

Wet fur.

The Car Wash

Orangeish-bluish-greenish.

Jump rope.

Q-Tip?

I think I will.

No thanks, I just ate.

Q needs to lose weight.

Mine's name is Thelma.

Hairspray?

Geusendheit.

I'm listening to...

Shut up and dance.

My inner voices which are quite charming.

Bumblebees.

The Aliens.

The Aliens that look like they know me.

Betty.

Poker Hand?

Straight flush.

Pair of Queens.

Jokers wild.

All Aces.

Full house.

King of Hearts.

Your special place?

My bed.

The back of my neck.

100 Acre Wood.

That's nasty.

Here.

Everywhere.

I have a question.

Do you use bleach?

Are you gay?

Are you crazy?

Do you mind if I fart?

Does this body make my butt look big?

Where am I?

Who's your Daddy?

You are.

I am alone in the universe, adrift in a sea of despair.

I am, Luke Skywalker.

Who's your Mama?

Depends. Who's paying?

My hoo-hah is tingling.

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Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

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