The Cheese Test

Do you like cheese? Hate it? Have any strong feelings about it whatsoever? If so, this test will tell you what those feelings are. If you don't, this test will ferret you out also. Heh heh...ferret.

Get started with these questions...

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Let's get this one out of the way early. Do you like cheese?

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Hypothetical Scene: You come home to visit your parents/grandparents/other relatives/parole officer during a vacation from work/school/the military/prison (or wherever it is you are). Your host welcomes you into his home, but warns you that there has been a slight mouse problem and there are traps set out. In the middle of the night, you get up to pee and encounter one of these traps, baited with cheese, in front of the bathroom door. What do you do?

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Hypothetical Situation: You have a birthday. You invite all your friends to the party, and they invite their friends, and it turns out to be quite a large gathering. People bring you presents, which you accept graciously. Someone gives you a large wheel of cheese, the really big kind like in the movies. What is your reaction?

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Arbitrary Judgement of Your Tastes: What's your favorite color?

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What's your favorite way to enjoy cheese?

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So...how would your friends describe you? If they had to pick from this list, obviously.

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Seriously (not really), why did you take this test?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...