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Do you have a closet entirely devoted to costumes and shoes?
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Do your kids know the songs and choreo we are competing with?
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Have you been seen in public with your stage makeup on?
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Which "zoot suit name" is closest to your stage personality?
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Do you have any superstitions or rituals that you do before you compete?
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Do you have an entire jewelery box for chorus earrings?
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Do you call your "buddy" simply because rehearsing the song inspired you to call?
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Do you go to local bars to do "research" on Jumpin'?
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When purchasing things, are you drawn to the lime green ones?
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Are you starting to call people "dude"?
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What does girlacious mean?
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Do you stay up late on Wednesdays because you are so excited about that night's rehearsal?
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Did you flush your kids' fish and use the glass bowl to draw names?
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