Rum and Monkey

Shoot the bugger! You needs a chicken for the main course anyway

Sing a song in an attempt to distract the bird

Let it go. You can buy more dinner... and a new car

Attempt polite conversation as it dismantles the ignition

Invite it over for dinner. Maybe you can persuade it into the oven or something

Crawl into a corner and hum 'God Save The Queen'

Question

What's you favourite colour?

Green

Red

Most colours

Pink

Yellow/Orange

White

Question

The Gnomes are attempting to break into the White House. You've been given the task of stopping them. How do you do it?

Attempt to negotiate

Grab a mike and start singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" as loud as you can

Build a small fort round the building.

Join in as the Gnomes start throwing petrol bombs. You didn't like the governments responce to the Gnome plites in Utah anyway

Skip and encourage the Gnomes to join in

RUN AWAY!!! No point trying to fight back or negotiate, they're out of control!

Question

Which of the following best describes your personality?

Kit Kat chocolate bar

Lucky Charms

Ink pen

Shoes

Ship

Yeast

Question

Can you sing?

I'm a profesional

Yeah

I'm not too bad

Well, it could be worse

Not really

No way man!

Question

Ever obliterated a village?

Loads of times!

Occasionally

Every now and then

Nah, but I'd like to

Question

Why do carrots not like me?

My mate, Mike, turned one into a newspaper then blamed me

I'm a bit over-shadowing

I eat them. I'd hate someone to if they atte me

Am I bothered though?

CHEESE!!!

Something hates me? *Sob*

Question

When President Grow Bag came into power he passed a law banning all coat hangers from leaving the house without clothes on. You don't agree with him, what do you do?

I'd kick him in the Grow Bag

What's a coat hanger?

I'd take the matter straight to the top and demand, non-violenttly, that he withdraws the law

Hire a gang of gays and convervatives, dress them in bright pink thongs and storm the White House, demanding that the law be withdrawn

Fart loudly. Yeah, that'll teach 'em!

Do nothing. Those coat hangers were an embaressment to society, though you do sympathise with their plite

Question

Does the theatre turn you on?

Ohhh you bet it does!

Well, yeah, I guess so...

The fitties on stage do

Um *blush* I'd rather not say

Question

Did you find this test enlightening?

Yes

Well I'm not going to say no

Not really

Question

Which rule do you live by?

Peanuts are the best. Don't eat them all a once

STAR WARS!!!

The Turkish caterpillar frog needs three small children a day to survive

Eat, sleep, have sex, sleep, eat, drink vodka, have sex, drugs, eat, sleep, eat...

Coco beans from the Sprout mountain must be kept bellow 1c in order to keep its donkey freshness until processing at the llama factory

Um, be good to your fellow man?

Question

Spandex or Jeans?

Spandex baby, yeah!

Jeans

Um, do I have to answer that?

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The Dr. Peanut test

Get started with these questions...

A mad chicken attemps to steal your car. It has tonights dinner in it. What do you do?

What's you favourite colour?

The Gnomes are attempting to break into the White House. You've been given the task of stopping them. How do you do it?

Which of the following best describes your personality?

Can you sing?

Ever obliterated a village?

Why do carrots not like me?

When President Grow Bag came into power he passed a law banning all coat hangers from leaving the house without clothes on. You don't agree with him, what do you do?

Does the theatre turn you on?

Did you find this test enlightening?

Which rule do you live by?

Spandex or Jeans?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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