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Which Washed up or Dead Rocker are You?

by Slappy White

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

Yeah, this is a test. Take it...TAKE IT!

Are you Scottish?
 
Ok, you've just played a great gig, what are you doing afterward?
 
Las Vegas...thoughts?
 
Do you wanna get drunk and screw?
 
Have you experienced any sort of hearing loss?
 
Which label?
 
Have you or would you have ever wanted to play a gig with Neil Young?
 
Does your amp go to 11?
 
Are horsies pretty?
 
Make-up...have you worn it?
 
Finally...if you could be any ice cream flavor, what would you be?
 

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