Are You A Plie of Primordial Goo?

No, Sabrina is much prettier.

No, but my sister is.

No, but I do like chedder cheese.

No, but my hair is soft.

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Do you ever watch dogs rolling in poo, and get turned on?

Hell yeah, in fact, im doing that right now

Maybe, whats it to you, are you the government? huh, huh, are you?

eww what type of fucked up perversion is that shit

well, i watched my brother rollingin poo, does that count?

I love rolling in poo, its good for the skin.

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Do you like frogs?

Your mother is a frog!

My mother is a frog.

My aunts cousins little dogs nephews ex-roomates old chairs computers third virus is a frog!

I like popourii.

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Are you cheese?

Maybe.

When i shower, mold comes off.

On odd days.

Only if you want me to be.

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Do you agree with slavery?

Hell yeah, those black people are inferior and they need a white man to show them the way.

every day that I look out at my plantation, I say, its a great day to be a slave.

No slavery is bad because all people are created equal.

anly of deformed people and ex-convicts

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Is blue a color?

no.

yes.

depends on you definition of color

rods and cones!!!!!

I can see through the wall right now

sometimes i jump out of my window just to see what will happen.

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Do you do graffiti, and take surveys about it?

No, never

Graph can lick my left intestine.

Graffiti is for pussies, hunting is the real shit.

Maybe.

I like eating pizza.

I like creamed corn.

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Do you ever get your mother glasses of water?

Mothers are for pussies.

Only every fucking day of my horrible life, come to think of it, that really sucks.

I hate water

Sex is nice.

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Are you a closet sex fiend?

Only every fucking day.

Eew, sex is for aliens.

Sex, never done it, what type of game is that again?

I really like sex, but since I masturbated 50 times last week, my genitals stopped working.

Question

Google?

Never!!!

Only looking for sex toys.

Ilike to look for collectables that I can sell for a lot more than I bought it for.

I use G-Flax.

I tried to find the origin of the pimp last week.

Question

Charles Manson ...

is a corporate whore

ate peoples brains

made songs that The Beatles stole

had animal sex

told people he was Jesus

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Greenday...

can go eat some pie

is a corporate whore with a mad cows brain

listens to blink 182

are aliens that were created by scientologists

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Mud pies are good for when...

I need to take a bath

I browse the internet

I want to look my sunday best

the aliens come over for brunch

I are hanging out with the pigs

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