Which planeteer are you?

shoot one redneck, pistol whip the other.

you are asian so you give all those around you Sars.

you are black so obviously your gun has more then one bullet. trick question!

shoot the baby seal then take the rednecks' clubs and whittle them into a likeness of the baby seal they were clubbing to make them feel bad.

You're a whore from Chechnya. you seduce the rednecks with your seductive russian accent.

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so you're at costco and the free samples guy is giving you shit for abusing the system. what do you do?

take a tooth pick and stab him in his face!

you are asian and look like all other asians so no one notices you anyways.

you are a Chechnyan whore so you offer him sex in exchange for free samples of turkey kabobs.

you take the pistol that the rednecks gave you and hold up costco and take all the turkey kabobs you can eat!

you can't do much so you call captain planet and he knows the guy so you get hooked up with free samples. everything is cool.

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So Law and Order is on nbc, but Law and Order:SVU is on at the same time on TNT. WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!

You tivo SVU and watch the original because we are all special victims of pollution.

You record them both and try to have sex with Link, she denies you.

You are asian so you dont even know what law and order is. You're watching the special feature on the shanghai noon dvd to watch exclusive jackie chan interviews and commentary.

You only watch America's Top Model. what the fuck is law and order.

You are a Chechnyan whore and only watch Rocky IV.

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You found out captain planet is gay. What do you do?

Wow. I'm like, so shocked. Ya no shit he's gay.

He's been wearing torquoise spandex for 40 years. I just thought he was fucking crazy. I'ts a relief to found out he's gay.

I want to make out with captain planet now.

Captain planet's sexuality does not affect how he does his job. He should stay captain and not get decommisioned because of his orientation.

You are a Chechnyan whore and will gladly sleep with him.

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So there's 2 baby seals clubbing a redneck. what do you do?

grab your redneck club and join in. you are black so naturally you must hurt this redneck because he's been an asshole to you for years.

you live in arizona and are pretty confused as to how 2 baby seals got here. you are afraid of their transportation device that they must have.

You are a Chechnyan whore so you solicit sex to the baby seals in exchange for a few free whacks to the redneck.

Your power is heart and this grotesque display of not having heart hurts you. you die immediately.

you are asian so you kill the baby seals and make them into sushi. unfortunately you drive too slow so the meat goes bad in the car and you get food poisoning and are sick for like 2 days. bummer.

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Welcome to Oregon Trail! The river is 4 feet high and 800 feet long. What do you do?

Use my power of heart to part the water. Red Sea style baby!

Use my power of wind to part the water. Moses style baby!

Use my power of not being an idiot and just going to a nearby bridge.

Use my power of being asian and building a railroad across the river.

you are a Chechnyan whore so you solicit sex to the river in order to cross. The river gives you the clap and when you talk to it 3 weeks later it denies it sayin you must have had it before.

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You've told yourself you're only dancing to one song tonight and you've been waiting for Ini Kamoze's "Here comes the Hotstepper". Just then your second favorite song, C & C Music Factory's "Gonna Make You Sweat" comes on. WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!

I'm gonna wait for the hotstepper baby. fuck c % c !

I've been dancing the whole night so ill just dance to both.

You are a Chechnyan whore so you solicit sex to Ino Kamoze in exchange for rights to his song "Here Comes the Hotstepper". This way, if you dont get to dance to it, no one does.

You are black and dislike both of these songs.

You are asian and are not trusting anything musically outside of japan anime theme songs.

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Which planeteer are you?

Get started with these questions...

There are 2 rednecks clubbing a baby seal. You only have 1 bullet. What do you do?

so you're at costco and the free samples guy is giving you shit for abusing the system. what do you do?

So Law and Order is on nbc, but Law and Order:SVU is on at the same time on TNT. WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!

You found out captain planet is gay. What do you do?

So there's 2 baby seals clubbing a redneck. what do you do?

Welcome to Oregon Trail! The river is 4 feet high and 800 feet long. What do you do?

You've told yourself you're only dancing to one song tonight and you've been waiting for Ini Kamoze's "Here comes the Hotstepper". Just then your second favorite song, C & C Music Factory's "Gonna Make You Sweat" comes on. WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!

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