Which Famous Fascist Are You?

Close, very close, Austrian, but I'm more German than Austrian.

No.

Yes! Of course! Deutschland uber alles!

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In the event that war strikes your country...

I'm found directing the military.

I hide or try to stay out of it.

I make a couple useless radio broadcasts and I'm done.

I order the obliteration of small villages.

I try to negotiate peace, or do nothing.

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What's your opinion on lying?

The people succumb more easily to a huge lie than a small one.

If you lie to me, I will have you and your entire family shot.

Lies never hurt anyone.

Lying is a communist tactic, a tactic of the storm from the east which now confronts us.

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What about public speaking?

Always! I love speaking in public!

The occupied people must never be allowed to speak publically. I will have them shot.

A wireless broadcast or two and I'm done.

I'm usually the guy behind the scenes, I don't talk much except at party functions.

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How do you feel about collaborators?

Collaboration is the mark of a weak man.

I love using collaborators, they're so easy to use against the resistance.

Err... it's not really a bad thing, in fact sometimes its useful for the greater good... or something like that... it's not all that bad, is it?

If they have good food, a couple lies here and there to the right people wouldn't be disagreeable.

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What about the resistance? What do you do about them?

Shoot them, burn their towns and villages, kill the children, drop some salt, y'know, Roman style.

Embrace them, resistance is the key to revolution.

It's not something I'm all that concerned with, I don't really deal with it all that much, but they must be suppressed.

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What do you wear?

A simple suit, nothing fancy.

My nice, black SS uniform with super shiny boots.

A regular grey government uniform with an armband.

A frilly pink dress on the weekends, a regular uniform during the week.

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When they start shooting at you...

I fight to the death, or kill myself if it looks like I'm going to be captured.

I run like the slithery snake I am.

I kill myself after shouting my name out to everyone around me.

I surrender.

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Do you hate the Communists?

Of course! Down with the Bolshevik menace!

As long as it doesn't endanger me or my country

No.

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What do you drive?

A Mercedes-Benz convertible for public appearances.

An airplane when I can, otherwise I hitch a ride with Hitler.

An insignificant automobile which nobody will remember.

Nothing since the occupation...

I always ride with Hitler.

I don't really go anywhere. I sit in my office and plot the demise of the resistance movement in France.

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How would you describe your personality?

I'm very outgoing, somewhat of a socialite.

I'm quiet and reserved.

I'm somewhere in the middle, I'm not the center of attention but I do participate in conversations.

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Whose worse?

The Soviet Bolshevik Menace From the East.

The whimpering French, whining British, and traitorous Poles.

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Should industry and the state be unified?

Yes. The government is naturally more efficient than the private sector, and it allows us to have control over our economic future.

No. When the government takes an interest in private matters, the people suffer.

I will have you shot! Shot!!

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Which Famous Fascist Are You?

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Are you German?

In the event that war strikes your country...

What's your opinion on lying?

What about public speaking?

How do you feel about collaborators?

What about the resistance? What do you do about them?

What do you wear?

When they start shooting at you...

Do you hate the Communists?

What do you drive?

How would you describe your personality?

Whose worse?

Should industry and the state be unified?

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