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This wicked track that's just been remixed by some DJ no-one has ever heard of. Or Phil.

The JCB song. Does any other song mention an A Team character? No, didn't think so.

One of the classics: Wilson, Dylan, Simone or Cohen

You won't have heard of it. It's damn cool though.

Aretha or the Jackson Five, you love retro soul.

Some shit like the Counting Crows or Avril Lavine.

Question

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Happy, with a hot wife/husband

Successful

Something Arty despite your degree.

You'll probably have your own business

Loaded

Bothered. You want a house and to go skiiing 3 times a year.

Question

What are you doing tonight?

I've been invited to, like, 20 parties. I'll go to the one where the girls are hottest.

Seeing your girl/boyfriend

Going to a gig.

Going out for drinks with work mates even though you went yesterday.

Drinking and smoking in your flat with loads of your mates then going to the club with the best DJ

If you're at Uni you're having a large one, if you're at home you might give this one a miss...

Well you've got this invite to a house party but then there's another group of people going for drinks and your mum and dad want to take you for dinner and your mate wants to come round for a cuppa after work. You'll probably see them all.

Question

A fittie catches your eye across the bar, what do you do?

Nothing

Let them come to you. Start as you mean to go on!

You're taken... you might just have a chat though...

"Pardon? What was that? I was just getting that fittie's number. We've got a date next week."

Question

So it's Friday night, what do you wear?

A suit if there is any reason to at all. If not a shirt with one more button undone than most.

Something achingly fashionable.

Well you've just watched the OC and Seth had on this polo shirt.. you might wear one of those...

Something belonging to a sibling/flatmate.

Jeans and a nice shirt. Universal Appeal!

Something stylish

It doesn't matter what you wear. It's the way you wear it.

Question

What do you look for in a member of the opposite sex?

Um.. I don't know.

A pulse!

Patience...

Well, basically they have to be perfect.

You ask yourself "would we be a power couple?"

Question

What are you reading?

Harry Potter. It's the only thing I've ever read.

Something thoughtful and hard going.

Books for my degree. That first isn't going to get itself you know!

About eight different things

ay?

Question

Myspace?

I'm new but my profile is already the best

just got one, will probably give up on it soon though

Myspace? I am waaay too busy for Myspace!

You've had one forever. The novelty has worn off now.

You are not vain, therefore you do not have myspace.

You are vain. But you still don't have one.

Question

Your friends are having a heated debate, what do you do?

You're not a fan of arguements so you just chat happily to someone else who's not involved.

What do you do? You started it.

You listen but don't contribute until you have a stupendously good point.

You get tore in. This is your forte.

You shift a bit in your seat and hope they'll stop soon.

Question

Who is your best mate?

Richy

Wez

Rach

Lynn

God, I don't know. You don't like this "best" thing. Why aren't El and Stu involved in this anyway? (answer: because I don't know their email addresses and I wouldn't know the answers to most of the questions for them... I'm sorry)

Hannah

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