To which Ten Steps To Panama member are you most similar?

Anthony

Montana

Alexander

Khai

Ryan

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Which of these best describes your body type?

Average

Stringy

Skinny

Extremely obese or very small

Midget

Question

In your opinion, which would be the BEST cure for humanities ailments?

Open mindedness

Banned intolerance

Heavy substance use

Therapy through music

The seeking of the truth

Question

In your opinion, which of these plots would BEST aid humanity?

An elaborate scheme to broadcast the message of acceptance worldwide

An elaborate scheme to Psilocybe some sense into the entire world via water supply

An elaborate scheme to musically educate the entire world

An elaborate scheme to bring about enlightenment by way of drug induce comatose

An elaborate scheme to prove the value of knowledge and truth to the world

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Which of these would be your beverage of choice?

Beer

A powerful aphrodisiac

Ayahuasca

A mixture of freshly attained emu semen, cactus water, and ethanol (for kick)

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Which of these phrases do you enjoy the most?

Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fucken!

Saved... by the buoyancy of citrus!

Stop praying and start procreating!

Her lips were laced with heroin...

Cant fade me!

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How do you like your hair?

Evenly distributed

In only the right places

Uncontrollable

Clean

Non-existant

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Which of these BEST describe you when it's time to battle?

Monitoring enemy movements to ensure most effective attacking strategies.

Taking the enemy off guard by throwing yourself recklessly into battle.

Using words to antagonistically draw your enemies into battle.

Flipping into an alternative state in which you leave no survivors or witnesses.

Pulling a gun and ending it quickly and disgracefully.

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Which of these BEST describes how you win a battle?

You dont battle unless you have the means to make it a guaranteed win. You dont even try.

Your tactics make you a worthy opponent but you usually dont walk away without your fair share of battle scars.

You use your only quality to your advantage in order to render your enemies helpless.

Surprise and lunacy play a big role in your ability to win but you are easilly susceptible to mercy.

When you want to win, you win. You crush anything standing in your way of winning with your brute strength.

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Which of these names mean the most to you?

Hendrix, Buddy Guy, Tom Morello

Mike Dougherty, Nicholas Hexum, Cedric Zavala

Jesus, Crazy Horse, John Candy

Flea, Chuang-tzu, Anthony Kiedis

Danny Carrey, Bruce Lee, Miles Davis

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Which of these would be your first choice?

Dual weilding non-lethal yet very painful cooking utensils.

A very long, VERY sharp steel blade.

1000 rounds per minute in your left hand and flesh shredding capabilities in your right while launching explosives with your remaining appendages.

I choose not to fight.

Verbally slandering and degrading the enemy to the point of self-termination.

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Are you susceptible to conventional weaponry and/or mind control?

Yes

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Which one of these would you be most likely to have said?

Don't touch it, it's baking!

I feel like this tree is an obstacle... God Damn this tree!

Let's watch it and see if it does something...

It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

*Silent awe*

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Which of these BEST describe you when it's time to battle?

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Which of these names mean the most to you?

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